Quote: Moonstone @ September 26 2009, 12:25 AM BSTHaha, "would you mind joining this internet forum and telling them about our love life?"
She could talk to Rubes on the phone though, but not you cos you won't do it darnit
Heh! Very true.
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I could warn her about the boil on your bum that looks like Angus Deyton.
I've decided to say "F**k romance!". I'll just buy a foreign wife - one who'll appreciate clean running water, indoor sanitation and properly refrigerated food. One of those Welsh mail-order brides.
Quote: Tim Walker @ September 26 2009, 12:27 AM BSTI've decided to say "F**k romance!". I'll just buy a foreign wife - one who'll appreciate clean running water, indoor sanitation and properly refrigerated food. One of those Welsh mail-order brides.
Gavin signed up for that.
He needs the money.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 26 2009, 12:27 AM BSTI could warn her about the boil on your bum that looks like Angus Deyton.
I had one like that. I lanced it, but it grew back looking like Rob Brydon. 
Quote: Tim Walker @ September 26 2009, 12:27 AM BSTI've decided to say "F**k romance!". I'll just buy a foreign wife - one who'll appreciate clean running water, indoor sanitation and properly refrigerated food.
Will the flirting between you and Andrea Lynne never end? 
Where is Gavin anyway? 
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 26 2009, 12:27 AM BSTI could warn her about the boil on your bum that looks like Angus Deyton.
You promised not to mention that 
Right, now I'm gonna let everyone know about your Miranda Hart shaped wart on your doo dah.
Catching up on a ton of work probably. He tends to throw himself into a project and won't even sleep for days til it's done.
Ether that or he bought beer.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ September 26 2009, 12:30 AM BSTWill the flirting between you and Andrea Lynne never end?
Or 'Andie' to her friends... 
Quote: Leevil @ September 26 2009, 12:30 AM BSTWhere is Gavin anyway?
He's knuckling down to some work for a bit. The place misses him.
Quote: Moonstone @ September 26 2009, 12:33 AM BSTYou promised not to mention that
Right, now I'm gonna let everyone know about your Miranda Hart shaped wart on your doo dah.
You asked to see it. You wanted to know it I could make it talk....
Quote: Moonstone @ September 26 2009, 12:34 AM BSTHe's knuckling down to some work for a bit. The place misses him.
Ah, damn Gav and his "work ethic". 
Quote: Tim Walker @ September 26 2009, 12:34 AM BSTOr 'Andie' to her friends...
So Andrea then. 
Why am I in such a bitchy mood this evening? (And why am I using the word bitchy? Maybe I'm turning into a gayer? Better go and watch some internet porn to remind of what ladies look like.)
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 26 2009, 12:35 AM BSTYou asked to see it. You wanted to know it I could make it talk....
And BOY, how you did it!!
Quote: Leevil @ September 26 2009, 12:36 AM BSTAh, damn Gav and his "work ethic".
Ha! The fool! All the posts he could be making..!