Loving the use of the word 'bonk' by the way.
Oh to be 10 again.
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Quote: Moonstone @ September 25 2009, 11:53 PM BSTActually in truth I tend to leave that as long as possible. I don't think the moment ever goes, I think it builds.
As I get older I find myself becoming less and less bothered about sex and more into the idea of the emotional side of things. I know it is most sickening and boring to most of humanity, but the thought of cuddling someone I really love for a few hours in bed is just if not more appealing than a bonk.
Nicely put. 
Quote: Moonstone @ September 25 2009, 11:57 PM BSTYou say that but I bet you're really thinking boring twat
I was nottttt!
Cuddling AND sex is probably preferable, of course.
Quote: Moonstone @ September 25 2009, 11:53 PM BSTActually in truth I tend to leave that as long as possible. I don't think the moment ever goes, I think it builds.
As I get older I find myself becoming less and less bothered about sex and more into the idea of the emotional side of things. I know it is most sickening and boring to most of humanity, but the thought of cuddling someone I really love for a few hours in bed is just if not more appealing than a bonk.
Save that bullshit for the chicks Moony. 
I take the opposite view, get them in the sack first and then if emotions arise from that, then you're onto a winner. If nothing romantic evolves, well at least you've had your knob sucked.
Besides, if you take it slow, then you run the risk of being taken by the dinner whores - like the drink whores - but much more expensive.
And there is the essential difference between the two types of men in the world!
Take your pick, girls...
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ September 25 2009, 11:59 PM BSTSave that bullshit for the chicks Moony.
I take the opposite view, get them in the sack first and then if emotions arise from that, then you're onto a winner. If nothing romantic evolves, well at least you've had your knob sucked.
Besides, if you take it slow, then you run the risk of being taken by the dinner whores - like the drink whores - but much more expensive.
You are without soul, Carparky!
Quote: Moonstone @ September 26 2009, 12:01 AM BSTYou are without soul, Carparky!
I know your game Moonstone, first you come across as the romantic sensitive type and then you turn on me so you can get the girls on side. Create common ground by uniting on a common enemy. You might as well be made of glass, I can see right through you.
Don't worry, I'll be there to pick up the re-bounded pieces of the women you cast aside when they're sat outside the pub crying and drunkily slurring 'all men are lying bastards'.
Then it's Carpark time baby.
Quote: Moonstone @ September 25 2009, 11:53 PM BSTActually in truth I tend to leave that as long as possible. I don't think the moment ever goes, I think it builds.
As I get older I find myself becoming less and less bothered about sex and more into the idea of the emotional side of things. I know it is most sickening and boring to most of humanity, but the thought of cuddling someone I really love for a few hours in bed is just if not more appealing than a bonk.
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Quote: Renegade Carpark @ September 25 2009, 11:59 PM BSTSave that bullshit for the chicks Moony.
I take the opposite view, get them in the sack first and then if emotions arise from that, then you're onto a winner. If nothing romantic evolves, well at least you've had your knob sucked.
Besides, if you take it slow, then you run the risk of being taken by the dinner whores - like the drink whores - but much more expensive.
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Quote: Renegade Carpark @ September 26 2009, 12:09 AM BSTI know your game Moonstone, first you come across as the romantic sensitive type and then you turn on me so you can get the girls on side. Create common ground by uniting on a common enemy. You might as well be made of glass, I can see right through you.
Don't worry, I'll be there to pick up the re-bounded pieces of the women you cast aside when they're sat outside the pub crying and drunkily slurring 'all men are lying bastards'.
Then it's Carpark time baby.
Fair dos, I'm actually a right big bastard *smacks his bitch up*
Only the girl I am next with will be able to confirm or negate, but I won't be letting her anywhere near you, so you'll never know!
You'll have to make her join up.
Zooo and I will need to vet her. Give marks out of ten. I'm sure if you explain to her, she will understand.
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'No one knows what it's like to be the bad man, to be the sad man, behind blue eyes a Daffy Duck avatar'
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ September 26 2009, 12:19 AM BST'No one knows what it's like to be the bad man, to be the sad man, behind blue eyes a Daffy Duck avatar'
You can't pull on my heartstrings. Not without a babycham and a bag of chips.
Quote: Moonstone @ September 26 2009, 12:16 AM BSTFair dos, I'm actually a right big bastard *smacks his bitch up*
Only the girl I am next with will be able to confirm or negate, but I won't be letting her anywhere near you, so you'll never know!
I wouldn't let her anywhere near me either.
Actually, I'm making this sound more horribly horrible then it is. Mr. Moonstone, you take as much time as you need with the ladeez. I'm sure you are a genuine catch.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 26 2009, 12:20 AM BSTYou can't pull on my heartstrings. Not without a babycham and a bag of chips.
You want dinner and drinks? I'm not made of Pound coins. I'll meet you half way, a can of Strongbow and some Cheesy Wotsits in exchange for a quick grope round the back of Matalan.
Quote: zooo @ September 26 2009, 12:17 AM BSTYou'll have to make her join up.
Haha, "would you mind joining this internet forum and telling them about our love life?"
She could talk to Rubes on the phone though, but not you cos you won't do it darnit
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ September 26 2009, 12:24 AM BSTI wouldn't let her anywhere near me either.
Actually, I'm making this sound more horribly horrible then it is. Mr. Moonstone, you take as much time as you need with the ladeez. I'm sure you are a genuine catch.
Get your coat, duckface! <3