Quote: Renegade Carpark @ September 25 2009, 9:58 PM BSTCan I send you a picture of my erect cock? I'll draw a smiley face on it.
You wouldn't be the first....
Quote: Aaron @ September 25 2009, 9:58 PM BSTInside someone else's bottom?
I only had to mention a fist and you show up! 
Quote: Tim Walker @ September 25 2009, 9:58 PM BST*traps a scuttling Roo under a big glass to monitor her habits*
Beats being chained to your airing cupboard.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 25 2009, 9:42 PM BSTWhy does it have to be an extreme reaction all the time with you people? (By that I don't mean men or canadians, I mean people who argue on internet forums...). I voiced an opinion!
WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY YOUUUU...oh wait. 
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ September 25 2009, 9:43 PM BST
*has visions of Curt running and hiding underneath his Maple Leaf duvet cover*
Maple Leaf duvet you'll never leaf me. 
Yeah, you better be scared Curt.
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR!
Meow
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 25 2009, 10:02 PM BSTI only had to mention a fist and you show up!
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 25 2009, 7:15 PM BSTI have had some experiences in the past of people thinking it is great to give me a triple or even once, spike me.
Massive difference between being given a triple and being mickey-finned. I was always delighted when oil/gas or mining workers bought me triple measures of whiskey. Twice I was mickey-finned and robbed by Russian women in Israel. Not so pleasant, though nobody's fault but my own.
Quote: Kenneth @ September 25 2009, 11:14 PM BSTMassive difference between being given a triple and being mickey-finned.
There is, I know first hand having been properly spiked myself but it's still not a clever thing to do. I was once bought a drink after I asked for a single and the fumes hit me right in the face. I recognised instantly it was a triple and poured the drink away. I never think it's okay to do that to someone. It annoys me more now as I can't really drink because I'm on Epilepsy medication and I still have had the odd person try and slip in booze. Those people now get a bollocking!
Spiking is evil. I dread to think what would have happened if my friends didn't help me that night.
Quote: Kenneth @ September 25 2009, 11:14 PM BSTbeing mickey-finned.
Sounds dirty, and uncomfortable. I think you may want to try a pick up line before jumping into something so severe.
In case we're ever in a bar together ("yeah, right, as if," thinks you) and some sleazy man with evil intentions buys you triple spirits, please give them to me.
Quote: Kenneth @ September 25 2009, 11:24 PM BSTIn case we're ever in a bar together ("yeah, right, as if," thinks you) and some sleazy man with evil intentions buys you triple spirits, please give them to me.
Will do!
Quote: Curt @ September 25 2009, 11:23 PM BSTSounds dirty, and uncomfortable. I think you may want to try a pick up line before jumping into something so severe.
Nah. Just me always keen to practice my Russian (having studied it at university), so hanging out at the Russian bars near where Rehov Allenby meets Rehov Ben-Yahuda in Tel Aviv. After a couple of hours of chat and much drink, Russian babe suggests going back to my place. On the way, she asks if I have booze at home (warning bells should have rung then). Once home, I go to the toilet and when I return, she has a drink ready for me. "Drink this first, make the sex better," she says. Sure enough, I wake up 10 hours later with an empty wallet. The second time, a Russian woman took me back to her hotel. I woke up and she'd checked out, taking my money with her. Not at all dirty and the only discomfort was in being robbed, but that's not the end of the world. Just taught me to be more careful. I was only 21 at the time.
Ohhh you dirty Aussie you.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 25 2009, 11:25 PM BSTWill do!
Cheers!
Quote: Nogget @ September 25 2009, 8:57 PM BSTI've wasted time in the past, and later realised that we could have got on with the lurve a lot sooner. But then at other times, it would have helped to take things slower. And other times still, it's been left so long, that the moment is lost. I suppose that's the advantage of the old fashioned way of playing by the rules, and doing everything in a predictable patter, but that's a bit too dreary.
Actually in truth I tend to leave that as long as possible. I don't think the moment ever goes, I think it builds.
As I get older I find myself becoming less and less bothered about sex and more into the idea of the emotional side of things. I know it is most sickening and boring to most of humanity, but the thought of cuddling someone I really love for a few hours in bed is just if not more appealing than a bonk.
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
Quote: zooo @ September 25 2009, 11:56 PM BSTAwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
You say that but I bet you're really thinking boring twat
