What's your favourite Tim Walker? Page 4

Tim Walker Texas Ranger.

No one found that funny the first time.

I don't care!

A mate of mine Googled his name, and there was only one other person with the same name on the entire web. Apparently the other bloke was an actor from South Africa.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 25 2009, 3:04 PM BST

But my fave Tim is our Tim 'cause he is lovely and always nice to me and doesn't moan when I pick on him!

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Can I have my pony back?

Certainly you can. It's in Uncle Tim's pocket. Just reach in and get it.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 25 2009, 9:41 PM BST

Can I have my pony back?

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You gave Tim £25? For sex? And it was rubbish? And you want your money back?

Give her the cash floppy.

He makes me call him Uncle Thrust Machine. False advertising really...

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ September 25 2009, 9:45 PM BST

You gave Tim £25? For sex? And it was rubbish? And you want your money back?

Give her the cash floppy.

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She paid (rather appropriately as it turned out) in luncheon vouchers.

More like Uncle THRUSH Machine.

*RC laughs to himself like a gibbon at his clever use of words*

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 25 2009, 9:48 PM BST

He makes me call him Uncle Thrust Machine. False advertising really...

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No, little Roo, that's Uncle Thrush Machine...

EDIT: RC wins tonight's BCG word-play award by a nose...

Quote: Tim Walker @ September 25 2009, 9:50 PM BST

No, little Roo, that's Uncle Thrush Machine...

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You are so funny and clever Tim.

Luncheon vouchers? Ooo laa de da!

You and your posh city ways. You will take these owl droppings and like it!

Quote: Tim Walker @ September 25 2009, 9:50 PM BST

EDIT: RC wins tonight's BCG word-play award by a nose...

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Great minds think alike...and apparently, retarded ones as well.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 25 2009, 9:53 PM BST

You and your posh city ways. You will take these owl droppings and like it!

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I can't change anything smaller than a pine cone.

Don't flash that about, you'll get mugged.