Quote: dannyjb1 @ September 25 2009, 12:22 PM BSTSeeing this has made my day, and I thought you were being deliberatly saucy, do I have to send it back now?
Hee. If you wouldn't mind.
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Quote: zooo @ September 25 2009, 6:20 PM BSTHee. If you wouldn't mind.
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Quote: Curt @ September 25 2009, 4:07 PM BSTSo then the guy who is devastated by your "no" is stable?
Or are we looking for a Goldie Locks affect here?
I can deal with a flat 'No, sorry, not interested', it's the drink whores I can't stand. You'll go up to a girl, use the Ruby Mae sanctioned chat up line 'Can I buy you a drink?', she will say yes and then you're away - or so it would seem.
But the drink whore is just that, she is using flirtation and an underlying promise of sex just to get free booze. So you think you're in and you're buying her really expensive drinks and then the next thing you know, some guy shows up.
And she says 'Thanks for the drinks and keeping me company, this is my boyfriend Stefan. Stefan I want you to meet Renegade Carpark.'
The worst bit is that while you were wasting time and money with drink whore, the other available chicks in the pub have been swooped on by other predators.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ September 25 2009, 7:08 PM BSTI can deal with a flat 'No, sorry, not interested', it's the drink whores I can't stand. You'll go up to a girl, use the Ruby Mae sanctioned chat up line 'Can I buy you a drink?', she will say yes and then you're away - or so it would seem.
But the drink whore is just that, she is using flirtation and an underlying promise of sex just to get free booze. So you think you're in and you're buying her really expensive drinks and then the next thing you know, some guy shows up.
And she says 'Thanks for the drinks and keeping me company, this is my boyfriend Stefan. Stefan I want you to meet Renegade Carpark.'
The worst bit is that while you were wasting time and money with drink whore, the other available chicks in the pub have been swooped on by other predators.
I have to confess to having had a drink bought for me (rare) and then vanishing but only because the guy turned out to be an arsehole. But you are right, some girls pull that one. And I don't except anything I have not seen poured. I have had some experiences in the past of people thinking it is great to give me a triple or even once, spike me. I don't really drink now anyway.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ September 25 2009, 7:08 PM BSTThe worst bit is that while you were wasting time and money with drink whore, the other available chicks in the pub have been swooped on by other predators.
You should hand out surveys instead....
If a man who looks a lot like the person handing you this survey were to purchase drinks for you all night and was nice you would:
A)"Shack Up"
B) Make out time and a number
C) Give you my real number
D) Use you for your drinks then scurry off like the dirty whore I am.
And be sure to let them know it's for real sciency type stuff where you do science and stuff.
Quote: Curt @ September 25 2009, 7:42 PM BSTYou should hand out surveys instead....
If a man who looks a lot like the person handing you this survey were to purchase drinks for you all night and was nice you would:
A)"Shack Up"
B) Make out time and a number
C) Give you my real number
D) Use you for your drinks then scurry off like the dirty whore I am.And be sure to let them know it's for real sciency type stuff where you do science and stuff.
Ha! Actually Curt you just invented a highly orignal chat up technique. Probably work as well, as long as you left out the sciency bit!
Quote: Moonstone @ September 25 2009, 7:46 PM BSTHa! Actually Curt you just invented a highly orignal chat up technique. Probably work as well, as long as you left out the sciency bit!
Patent Pending!
Printing it off now as I put my jacket and lipstick on.
Tramp
Quote: Moonstone @ September 25 2009, 7:50 PM BSTPrinting it off now as I put my jacket and lipstick on.
Moonstone. How many times to have I tell you? Jacket off, jacket off, jacket off.
Ok, so what about just off the shoulder?
Quote: Moonstone @ September 25 2009, 8:02 PM BSTOk, so what about just off the shoulder?
Apparently it means you're a slut after only one thing and fair game to be stared at. 
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 25 2009, 8:07 PM BSTApparently it means you're a slut after only one thing and fair game to be stared at.
*pulls down both shoulders*
Quote: Moonstone @ September 25 2009, 8:14 PM BST*pulls down both shoulders*
Now that means you want to be taken doggy style without any prior introductions.
Cor.