Danny is frazzled, tearing his hair out and off for a little cry but thanking Crunchy it's Friday.
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Quote: dannyjb1 @ September 25 2009, 12:54 PM BSTDanny is frazzled, tearing his hair out and off for a little cry but thanking Crunchy it's Friday.
I'll join you, but I'll skip the Crunchie I've got me some chicken soup as comfort food.
Nogget is writing today's experience in the 'Chat up Lines' thread but presenting it as a hypothetical case.
Can anyone bum me a fag? And then when you've finished lend me a cigarette? Well, not lend. But I'll return the favour. I won't, 'cos this isn't real, but, y'know.
Gaay.
Quote: Leevil @ September 25 2009, 3:32 PM BSTGaay.
Quote: Curt @ September 25 2009, 3:33 PM BSTWould it be better if I handed you one this way?
I do enough for my penis already.
Quote: Leevil @ September 25 2009, 3:38 PM BSTI do enough for my penis already.
I wish penises were removable, it would save a lot of trouble. As a teenager, you could take it off to avoid embarrassing erections, and later on you could make all the important decisions without it having a say.
Also, think of the practical jokes you could use it for.
Yes, but imagine finding a penis in your soup.
Quote: Leevil @ September 25 2009, 3:38 PM BSTI do enough for my penis already.
You hold it between two fingers? You are pure class my good man.
Quote: Leevil @ September 25 2009, 3:44 PM BSTYes, but imagine finding a penis in your soup.
I had a leek in my soup once.
Quote: Curt @ September 25 2009, 3:45 PM BSTYou hold it between two fingers? You are pure class my good man.
Quote: Leevil @ September 25 2009, 3:44 PM BSTYes, but imagine finding a penis in your soup.
I bet you wouldn't even notice if that soup was clam chowder.
No, I get my Butler to do it.