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Self Promotion!

I've just had a funny couple of weeks ... and I've no idea yet whether the rather devious self-promotional activities I've been involved in will eventually pay off! But to cut a long story even longer, a while back a casting company near where I live were looking for 'extras' for a comedy film, some of the scenes to be shot 3KM down the road. So I went to the 'audition'. "Oooh!", they said, "we've been looking for people with beards" (mine was a cross between Buster Merryfield's and that of someone from ZZ Top at the time!). Anyway, within a couple of days I'd been roped in and duly turned up for a beach shoot last Tuesday along with all the other extras. I thought I was in for a day just lolling around on the beach ... but no ... as soon as I showed my ugly mug on set I was grabbed by the director and given the job of pretending to be a barman on the set beach bar all day. So, as luck would have it I spent several hours within 6" of the action being played out the other side of the bar while I polished glasses, served the odd drinks and generally tried to look convincingly busy. I found myself in a rather fortunate position. All of Director, Producer, Leading Actor, Leading Actress and a couple of others in the cast are very very well known. Director and Leading Actor at one point had an in-depth script mod discussion literally six inches in front of me. In the evening there were night beach shoots but, since I didn't have any idea what I was supposed to do as I'd been separated out from the other extras who had mostly gone home by then, I was still manning the bar with it's prop booze and whatnot. Who should join me but Leading Actor's charming (real-life) wife! We chatted for three hours or so on just about every subject imaginable, with the L.A. appearing every now and again between shoots. The final (for the time being) outcome of all this is that today I dropped a bulky package off at their hotel containing press cuttings I'd gathered of the filming, a selection of my own scripts and other work, three pages of stills from my son's film he hopes to take to Cannes next year, and a photo of Leading Actor I took on Tuesday that I thought they might like to have. I may hear nothing more of course ... extras aren't supposed to be much more than wallpaper ... but who knows. LA and his wife will certainly be getting a Xmas card from me this year (USA address volunteered ... I didn't ask for it!).
Anyway, the reason for this post, where I deliberately haven't mentioned any names because I don't think it would be fair to do so ... is to put across that I believe all us writer types can do all sorts of different things to get our work under the noses of people who really matter. I've spent a fair amount of time researching LA's background and social leanings as I clearly wouldn't want to send him anything that might annoy him, and hopefully thus haven't.
To close this I should say I have no interest at all in becoming an actor, but I passionately like writing. I'm happy to do more stuff as an 'extra' if it provides access to those who have influence over what appears on film, TV or the Stage etc. If anything comes of the above activities I'll post the details ... but, to be fair, I'll do the same if nothing at all happens!
Hope this doesn't all sound like a braggy post, not supposed to be that at all ... all of us need some help to get our stuff out there.

Well done Mike

How come everything is 6" away? How did you measure it?

Looks good anyway, was the booze real?

Some of the booze was real ... but not chilled. One or two people tried it but only got 1/3 of the way down the bottle before giving up. My bar at home, on the other hand, has at least got a built-in fridge! Most of the evening was spent drinking non-alco cherry flavoured stuff ... driest night I've had in 11 years (until I got home). And yes, it was a ridiculously narrow bar top. I had to wait until the real actors shifted their elbows off it to give it one of those thorough polishes!!! You'd've loved it David ... older we get the dafter we get ... that's my motto!!!

Great self promotion Losaavedra:D

Sounded fun too and and original way of getting scripts out.

Good Luck!

Good luck mate, i hope it all works out for you.

Yeah good work, I've been looking at extra work its perfect for me, you stand around pretending to work.

I'm writing that down!

oh and I have to know who the act is now... come on we won't tell anyone else!

It's probably Tom Cruise and Katie as they like men with beards!

Great story and great experience by the way! :)

Quote: Frankie Rage @ September 16, 2007, 11:59 AM

It's probably Tom Cruise and Katie as they like men with beards!

Great story and great experience by the way! :)

never know they might adopt a bearded man, that's why you got his address!

Scientology works in mysterious ways, they say that 'The Truth' will one day come from the mouth of a bearded babe.. but that could be Britney or maybe Mel C

Well, it looks like 'it's not what you know, but who you know' may come good for you. Well done and fingers crossed. I had a similar experience with an actor who claimed to be interested in my work and invited me to send it to him. Several months and many chase up calls later, I didn't even get a thanks but no thanks.

Interesting story Mike - thanks for posting, let us know how you get on...

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.......

That is my curious/wonder-ment noise.

What a time! Wish I was there, if only for the booze

Thanks for all the encouraging comments guys an' gals ... and I will post the final result whichever way it goes. I personally reckon on somewhere between a zero and 15% likelihood of a 'hit' ... but then I live to fight! In the meantime, anyone who can't sleep for wondering who the various personages involved in this escapade were (it certainly had nothing to do with Tom Cruise!) can PM me and I'll reveal all via a return PM. I just don't want the names to appear in the publicly accessible part of this forum/board though. That's partly because I kind of accidently-on-purpose included this site's address in the material I handed over yesterday in order to plug the "Sitcom: Why Audiences Laugh" thing I did for the Writing advice section.

This message will self-destruct in (um) ... well ... later!

Just an interim update on the filming bit. I got a call from the film company offering another two days of extra work a couple of weeks ago but had to turn it down because I was doing airport runs for visiting relatives both days. So they said 'could I do all of the next week (i.e. last week) then?' Monday was all on the beach, lolling about in the background and occasionally having to paddle in and out of the water convincingly. The next four days were in the centre of a local city, all the shops, signs, number plates on cars, newspapers, you name it, changed to the country the film is set in (not Spain at all). Early start each day (07:30) and late finish around 20:00. Very very tiring but nevertheless interesting. Even when I had a proper job I never had to spend 12+ hours on my feet! Endless walking about the city, looking in shop windows, standing around reading newspapers, crossing the road, and so on ... all repeated over and over again as everything involved many repeat takes. Come Friday I was pretty much asleep on my feet but all in all I really enjoyed the whole experience. Got to chat to another couple of well-knowns briefly, one of whom a few of us here have even recently submitted scripts for (that's probably a bit of a give-away!) and the other, who was the chap I was passing drinks to in the first day's shoot when I was playing a barman, turned out to be the (then) young lad who bumped off Matthew Hopkins in a film way back in 1968 (one of my favourite horror films I'd re-watched only a couple of months back).
Difficult to know whether all this will lead to anything useful from a writing perspective but I know the people got my stuff so it remains to be seen whether they think it's any good ... or just bin it! I'll probably do another film if the audition company ask. It's a great opportunity to see how things happen at the front line! Now I really must get back to some writing which I've almost totally ignored with all the other stuff going on.

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