Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 25 2009, 12:11 PM BST*Marc avoids subject of cowboy boots*
I think they were biker boots. 
What's your favourite Tim Walker? Page 3
Quote: Marc P @ September 25 2009, 12:14 PM BSTI think they were biker boots.
That's okay. Jack boots are acceptable also.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 25 2009, 12:15 PM BSTThat's okay. Jack boots are acceptable also.
Here's the piece complete with sub editors cock ups! 
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/property/newhomes/3303901/Got-the-shed---now-for-the-novel.html
Quote: Marc P @ September 25 2009, 12:19 PM BSTHere's the piece complete with sub editors cock ups!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/property/newhomes/3303901/Got-the-shed---now-for-the-novel.html
Did you make most of that up?
Micheal and Marion sound like good characters.
Dodgy ground, paraphrasing Rousseau, Marc. He was a complete wet-headed nutter. He said things like "I wish I was as wise as the day I was born" and other such bollocks. 
Quote: Tim Walker @ September 25 2009, 12:23 PM BSTDodgy ground, paraphrasing Rousseau, Marc. He was a complete wet-headed nutter. He said things like "I wish I was as wise as the day I was born" and other such bollocks.
So does Jack Delaney.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 25 2009, 12:21 PM BST
Did you make most of that up?
Micheal and Marion sound like good characters.
No it's all true in fact!
Quote: Tim Walker @ September 25 2009, 12:23 PM BSTDodgy ground, paraphrasing Rousseau, Marc. He was a complete wet-headed nutter. He said things like "I wish I was as wise as the day I was born" and other such bollocks.
Actually Rousseau said nothing of the sort it was my litle joke!
Quote: Marc P @ September 25 2009, 12:30 PM BSTActually Rousseau said nothing of the sort it was my litle joke!
Never mind, thinking about it I probably actually meant Thoreaux, who said "My head is my hands and feet". 
Are you sure you are not thinking or Robinson Crusoe who said, 'I say Friday old man, be a good sport and fetch me another pineapple.' ?
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 25 2009, 12:07 PM BST
I hope he Googles his own name and finds this.
Maybe he'll adopt me and I'll inherit his gypsy fortune?
Quote: Leevil @ September 25 2009, 12:42 PM BSTMaybe he'll adopt me and I'll inherit his gypsy fortune?
Oh no, you're not allowed to say "gypsy" anymore, Lee, in case it offends the Muslims or the gays... it's political correctness gone mad.
Quote: Jane P @ September 25 2009, 9:35 AM BSTWe all love comedy Tim but we shouldn't forget the other greats.
And the others:
Tim Walker the transgender drag queen from Aukland.
Tim "The rusty cheese knife" Walker: a 30s mafia don.
Tim Walker - eco-friendly squirrel culler - by hiding their winter nut hoards under three feet of biodegradable reinforced concrete.
And Tim Walker the record holder for most Derren Brown put-downs in a minute... wait, that's our Tim, surely?
Quote: Tim Walker @ September 25 2009, 1:02 PM BSTOh no, you're not allowed to say "gypsy" anymore, Lee, in case it offends the Muslims or the gays... it's political correctness gone mad.
I'll have to find a gay Muslim - Two birds'.
Quote: Marc P @ September 25 2009, 10:02 AM BSTI didn't know you had such big ears Tim.
I have that print on my wall! It's awesome!
But my fave Tim is our Tim 'cause he is lovely and always nice to me and doesn't moan when I pick on him! 
Quote: Jane P @ September 25 2009, 9:35 AM BSTWe all love comedy Tim but we shouldn't forget the other greats.
My top three:
Tim Walker - Photography http://www.designmuseum.org/exhibitions/2008/timwalker
If you like Tim Walker, Jane, you may also like Chip Simons and Yeondoo Jung.
"May 05, 2008
SMMUSD: Difference Between Tim Walker, Teacher at Lincoln
Simple, my friends. SMMUSD's Tim Walker is like divorce: the screwing you get for the screwing you got. He gets 200K, ten years of my PERS disability retirement for having screwed special ed. students and parents in SMMUSD.
Alleged molester teacher at Lincoln. He was quickly arrested after having worked for this excellent-shmecellent district for thirty years, after one girl accused him of molestation on Friday. There must be others, say da police. The bail is at one million dollars. The excellent SMMUSD hasn't pressed charges, just yet. You can keep on reading. This alleged molestation case reminds me of a disaster."