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Chat Up Lines Page 37

And I see he's on facebook and looking bald. Pleased

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 25 2009, 12:14 PM BST

I see he's on facebook and looking bald. Pleased

Yeah, that'll teach him! Errr

Quote: Tim Walker @ September 25 2009, 12:14 PM BST

Yeah, that'll teach him! Errr

Okay he still has the scars, physical and emotional.

Not selling myself as a very nice person here, am I. :)

He did once spike his mum's tea with LSD, so he did deserve all he got.

Quote: zooo @ September 24 2009, 3:20 PM BST

I vaguely thought it meant the thigh area.

ANYWAY. Moving on from this entire incident........

:)

Seeing this has made my day, and I thought you were being deliberatly saucy, do I have to send it back now?

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 25 2009, 12:14 PM BST

And I see he's on facebook and looking bald. Pleased

You went to school with Mr Henman?

Quote: Nogget @ September 25 2009, 12:28 PM BST

You went to school with Mr Henman?

:D

All the men in my family brothers, uncles, cousins, go bald in their early 20s.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 25 2009, 12:33 PM BST

:D

All the men in my family brothers, uncles, cousins, go bald in their early 20s.

Yeah from pulling their hair out because of the women in it!

Quote: Marc P @ September 25 2009, 12:43 PM BST

Yeah from pulling their hair out because of the women in it!

boom boom tish...

Quote: Marc P @ September 25 2009, 12:43 PM BST

Yeah from pulling their hair out because of the women in it!

They could just use a stronger shampoo to get the women out.

Quote: Marc P @ September 25 2009, 12:43 PM BST

Yeah from pulling their hair out because of the women in it!

Angry

Makes for good family photos though.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 25 2009, 12:10 PM BST

I gave into pester power once and it was a big mistake. It lasted over a year and whilst he was very nice and grateful to begin with he started to turn and try to get me back. It all got a bit nasty sometimes; him stealing my school lunch money and spiking my drinks, me setting his arm sling on fire... :)

I am very wary of guys who pester. In my experienece if they won't take no for an answers, that indicates serious issues.

Some guys are harmless and believe they are being romantic but honestly, it's actually very frightening and can lead to serious trouble.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 25 2009, 3:08 PM BST

I am very wary of guys who pester. In my experienece if they won't take no for an answers, that indicates serious issues.

Some guys are harmless and believe they are being romantic but honestly, it's actually very frightening and can lead to serious trouble.

True. Although the fact that this guy was a drug dealer with a personality disorder, should have been more of a warning. :D

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 25 2009, 3:08 PM BST

I am very wary of guys who pester. In my experienece if they won't take no for an answers, that indicates serious issues.

Some guys are harmless and believe they are being romantic but honestly, it's actually very frightening and can lead to serious trouble.

So then the guy who is devastated by your "no" is stable?
Or are we looking for a Goldie Locks affect here?

Quote: Nogget @ September 25 2009, 11:51 AM BST

Often you hear stories about how a guy gets repeatedly turned down by a woman, who eventually 'relents' and they end up having a wonderful time together. What must their relationship have been like when she kept turning him down? Wouldn't it have got more and more awkward, as she kept turning him down?

Joe DiMaggio Syndrome is the medical term. :)

Quote: SlagA @ September 25 2009, 5:00 PM BST

Joe DiMaggio Syndrome is the medical term. :)

Can you please explain a bit louder for those of us who are hard of thinking?

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