Oh yep, remember...
Thank God your family never organised a trip to Disneyworld, you'd have been shitting yourself.
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Quote: Tim Walker @ September 25 2009, 11:09 AM BSTThank God your family never organised a trip to Disneyworld, you'd have been shitting yourself.
But they did ask me if I wanted to be buried or cremated and would I finally like to be baptised.
Quote: Leevil @ September 25 2009, 1:35 AM BST*Carmina Burana*
*Carmina Burana*
*Carmina Burana*
Hakuna Matata
Isn't the tune called Ave Satani ?
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 25 2009, 11:12 AM BSTBut they did ask me if I wanted to be buried or cremated and would I finally like to be baptised.
Bit late to baptise you after you've been buried or cremated. Bit messy too.
Did you grow up in The Addams Family?
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ September 25 2009, 11:13 AM BSTHakuna Matata
Let us shop at Matalan for the rest of our days...? 
Quote: Tim Walker @ September 25 2009, 11:13 AM BSTBit late to baptise you after you've been buried or cremated. Bit messy too.
Did you grow up in The Addams Family?
No they were nice. I grew up in the most depressed family. Christmas was brilliant. We all had to act as cool as possible and stay in bed for the longest. When you did eventually get up at 1pm, you had to act nonchalant and not look at the tree and the meagre gifts underneath. Then we's sit around and take the piss out of each other and pick fights, before going to bed saying "well that was crap, again."
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ September 25 2009, 11:13 AM BSTHakuna Matata
Isn't the tune called Ave Satani ?
*shrugs*
Quote: David Bussell @ September 24 2009, 4:29 PM BSTNot to my recollection. I walked in and Ellie was already in full flow. I was just the one who suggested we switch to drawing sitcoms - an idea of some merit I might add.
No no, Ellie was giving an instructional lesson on human reproduction (alas, as some pointed out, without the undoubtedly comical practical demonstrations). You arrived and began joining in, drawing the flange and incredibly bow-legged woman. Ellie almost collapsed in hysterics, and you said something like "Why don't we just play Pictionary?" 
Congratulations to Dolly on breaking 6000 posts. 
Yay Dolly!
Super congrats to Dolly for breaking 6k and also to Angie Baby who went past 3k!
And it's Ladies night tonight at the BCG Bar, so buy one lady, get another lady free!
I'm slightly ashamed. My kitchen floor could be cleaner and now I know why.
Well done Dolly on the 6K.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ October 2 2009, 11:55 PM BSTand also to Angie Baby who went past 3k!
0.3 K
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ October 2 2009, 11:58 PM BST0.3 K
Bloody hell, my eye sight has gone to pot, must be all that wanking studying comedy at the computer.
Well done on 60,000 posts Dolly Sunshine.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ October 3 2009, 12:02 AM BSTWell done on 60,000 posts Dolly Sunshine.
Oh Aye? Who's this 'Dolly Sunshine' floozy then. hey?
Can't believe I've got to get over 3000 more to equal you, and triple that to match Dolly!
Er... "2000", Angie darling? 