EXT. DAY. MIDDLE EAST PILGRIMAGE SITE.
A LARGE GROUP OF SHIA MUSLIMS ARE WORSHIPPING.
THEY ARE WALKING, CHANTING AND BEATING THEIR HEADS WITH THEIR HANDS.
CUT TO SHIA LEADER SPEAKING THROUGH A LOUDHAILER:
'And shoulders, I said, and shoulders. We haven't even done knees and toes yet and you lot are stuck on heads.'