A doomed attempt to impress the unimpressible Page 2

I like to walk into a room with my man bag and smash everybodies drinking glasses.

Quote: Tim Walker @ September 24 2009, 4:40 PM BST

Wee-ing in my pants whilst sobbing and singing 'That Don't Impress Me Much' by Shania Twain.

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A pro we's in some one elses pants.

Quote: sootyj @ September 24 2009, 8:49 PM BST

A pro we's in some one elses pants.

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Oh you mean watersports. Doesn't that normally cost extra?

Quote: roscoff @ September 24 2009, 8:20 PM BST

I like to walk into a room with my man bag and smash everybodies drinking glasses.

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Woah - careful with that scrotum!

Quote: Timbo @ September 24 2009, 9:38 PM BST

Woah - careful with that scrotum!

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Quote: roscoff @ September 24 2009, 8:20 PM BST

I like to walk into a room with my man bag and smash everybodies drinking glasses.

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Now where have I seen that before.....

Quote: Sofa_Matt @ September 24 2009, 9:36 PM BST

Oh you mean watersports. Doesn't that normally cost extra?

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Yes. Mainly due to the ski hire

I walk into a room......

See!

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 24 2009, 10:25 PM BST

I walk into a room......

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In my experience Rubes you normally phone into a room. It's like using the transporter on the Enterprise...but with phones.

You got permission to speak to me, didn't you? What more do you want?

So ungrateful!

Quote: Sofa_Matt @ September 24 2009, 9:36 PM BST

Oh you mean watersports. Doesn't that normally cost extra?

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Not for you sugar.

Quote: sootyj @ September 24 2009, 10:33 PM BST

Not for you, sugar.

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cool. How much sugar do you want.

Ah ha a comma joke!