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Quote: Moonstone @ September 24 2009, 3:16 PM BST

Ah, thank you. But they both show totally different bits :S
Well, not 'totally' different, but different enough to be classed as not the same!

I'm concluding that it's probably the sort of underbelly bit?

Different animals. It's the side of the lower torso and down a bit.

I will not supply links to pictures of flange btw. :)

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 24 2009, 3:18 PM BST

Different animals. It's the side of the lower torso and down a bit.

I will not supply links to pictures of flange btw. :)

Laughing out loud

Spoilsport!

I vaguely thought it meant the thigh area.

ANYWAY. Moving on from this entire incident........

:)

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ September 24 2009, 3:05 PM BST

You flange monster. ;)

Now there's a creature Mythology neglected!

Quote: zooo @ September 24 2009, 3:20 PM BST

I vaguely thought it meant the thigh area.

ANYWAY. Moving on from this entire incident........

:)

No, I think we should go through it all from the start :)

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 24 2009, 3:18 PM BST

Different animals. It's the side of the lower torso and down a bit.

I will not supply links to pictures of flange btw. :)

By coincidence, I just opened a container of iced coffee and noticed the interesting wording of the opening instructions on the spout.

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As for flank, surely everyone knows it's a military and anatomical term meaning 'the side'. On a horse, it's the noticeable indent between the ribs and the upper thigh, where you can put a flank strap if you want to make the horse unhappy and buck for a rodeo.

Talking of T-shirts and Flanges, I this guy in a bar in Lisbon.

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Quote: AngieBaby @ September 24 2009, 7:25 PM BST

Talking of T-shirts and Flanges, I this guy in a bar in Lisbon.

I'm intrigued to know what verb is missing here! :)

Quote: AngieBaby @ September 24 2009, 7:25 PM BST

Talking of T-shirts and Flanges, I had anal sex with this guy in a bar in Lisbon.

:O

Quote: Moonstone @ September 24 2009, 8:19 PM BST

I'm intrigued to know what verb is missing here! :)

Ha ha! I'll leave it up to your imagination Moonstone!

Worst is, I was on a netball tour and we always get 'hilarious' names printed on our t-shirts. And with my name 'Ange' not rhyming with much else, the girls made me wear a shirt with a huge 'FLANGE' on the back.

It was kismet when he walked into the bar!

Haha! At least they didn't label your shorts!

Quote: Moonstone @ September 24 2009, 8:19 PM BST

I'm intrigued to know what verb is missing here! :)

:D

Often you hear stories about how a guy gets repeatedly turned down by a woman, who eventually 'relents' and they end up having a wonderful time together. What must their relationship have been like when she kept turning him down? Wouldn't it have got more and more awkward, as she kept turning him down?

Quote: Nogget @ September 25 2009, 11:51 AM BST

Often you hear stories about how a guy gets repeatedly turned down by a woman, who eventually 'relents' and they end up having a wonderful time together. What must their relationship have been like when she kept turning him down? Wouldn't it have got more and more awkward, as she kept turning him down?

I think "stories" is the key word here. And if you have to ask more than once then you're backing the wrong horse, IMO.

Quote: Nogget @ September 25 2009, 11:51 AM BST

Often you hear stories about how a guy gets repeatedly turned down by a woman, who eventually 'relents' and they end up having a wonderful time together. What must their relationship have been like when she kept turning him down? Wouldn't it have got more and more awkward, as she kept turning him down?

I gave into pester power once and it was a big mistake. It lasted over a year and whilst he was very nice and grateful to begin with he started to turn and try to get me back. It all got a bit nasty sometimes; him stealing my school lunch money and spiking my drinks, me setting his arm sling on fire... :)

:D

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