I don't even have words for this. Oh my goodness.
This comment quite made me laugh:
"Hold a party where a giant paperclip constantly pesters your guests! "
PPPPAAAAARRRRRRTTTTTTTYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!! Page 2
Quote: David Bussell @ September 24 2009, 4:21 PM BSTWhere the asians at this party at?
Behind the camera judging by the random zooms and jiggling - very japanese touristy. 
Quote: Tim Walker @ September 24 2009, 4:24 PM BSTWhere were the Asians at the BCG party?
I think one showed up but Aaron chased him down the street screaming 'There's no black in the Union Jack!'.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ September 24 2009, 4:23 PM BSTI would imagine that they're busy pirating Windows 7.
Quote: David Bussell @ September 24 2009, 4:21 PM BSTWhere the asians at this party at?
There's a deleted scene where we see the host calling technical support, but it was too long so they had to cut it.
Quote: Leevil @ September 24 2009, 4:32 PM BSTThere's a deleted scene where we see the host calling technical support, but it was too long so they had to cut it.
And I'm sure that that video is firmly, FIRMLY tongue in cheek.
But either way, it's got us all discussing Windows 7 so it's a success!
Quote: Aaron @ September 24 2009, 4:33 PM BSTBut either way, it's got us all discussing Windows 7 so it's a success!
'Are you getting Windows 7?'
'No, I have XP.'
'You lucky bastard, I got Vista, what a piece of shit that was. I'm not buying anymore shit off those crooked thieves.'
Good discussion.
Why's it being called Windows 7, BTW? Will it be like Blake's 7, only less technologically impressive?
Those people have quite clearly consumed MDMA and/or copious amounts of Prozac. The woman even says right at the end "I'm so happy, let's eat." The munchies are probably due to cannibas usage.
This video is completely irresponsible.
Quote: Tim Walker @ September 24 2009, 4:36 PM BSTWhy's it being called Windows 7, BTW?
Because you'll get so frustrated with trying to make the buggy piece of shit work, that you'll flip out and put Gwenyth Paltrow's decapitated head in a box in the hopes that Brad Pitt will shoot you in the face.
Quote: Aaron @ September 24 2009, 4:33 PM BSTAnd I'm sure that that video is firmly, FIRMLY tongue in cheek.
That's an 'adults only' Windows 7 party.
You have to enter your card details at the door, but they reassure you it's only for age verification.
You hope these models are over 18, but goddam they look young. Must be the lighting? You wonder when anal became so "blasé" and hope someone throws up before you go soft...
And then you wake up, feeling ashamed, be rest assured that you can just empty the recycle bin and forget about.
But you forgot about that photo you drunkenly uploaded to Facebook...
Quote: Tim Walker @ September 24 2009, 4:36 PM BSTWhy's it being called Windows 7, BTW? Will it be like Blake's 7, only less technologically impressive?
Because it's the seventh version of this Windows generation.
Quote: Aaron @ September 24 2009, 5:01 PM BSTBecause it's the seventh version of this Windows generation.
You will make a GREAT host.
Quote: Leevil @ September 24 2009, 4:42 PM BSTThat's an 'adults only' Windows 7 party.
You have to enter your card details at the door, but they reassure you it's only for age verification.
You hope these models are over 18, but goddam they look young. Must be the lighting? You wonder when anal became so "blasé" and hope someone throws up before you go soft...
And then you wake up, feeling ashamed, be rest assured that you can just empty the recycle bin and forget about.
But you forgot about that photo you drunkenly uploaded to Facebook...
*calls police*
Seriously though. Can anyone find this video on the Microsoft website, or through another legitimate Microsoft source? I see they really are planning on holiding lauch parties, but the video's failure to feature any Windows screenshots or Microsoft iconography are making me somewhat suspicious that it's legitimate at all.