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Advice corner. Page 2

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ September 14, 2007, 6:41 PM

How on earth do I cope with horrid drunken boys at a party tomorrow night? and how on earth do I get my flipping hair cut!?

just point at the hardest looking bloke in the room and say sorry my boyfriend doesnt like me talking to other lads.

Trust me they back off.

(awaiting responce for me using hardest and bloke next to each other in a sentence).

Quote: dannyjb1 @ September 14, 2007, 7:02 PM

How to enjoy a wedding as a single guy surrounded by smug married couples?

Just pull one of the married women and create a scene.

trust me it works.

Quote: Darren Goldsmith @ September 15, 2007, 1:55 PM

How to achieve the right flow of polygons, using subdivision surfaces, for a hard-surface object containing complex curves?

search google.

trust me it works.

Quote: Simon Stratton @ September 15, 2007, 7:15 PM

A friend I really like has just split up with her long term boyfriend. She's pretty cut up about it and the last thing she needs right now is her friends hitting on her. So shall I wait until tomorrow before sending the flowers and discrete packet of condoms?

just send the condoms, if you send flowers too it looks like your trying too hard.

man I'm batting them out of the park tonight, thats a saturday night in for ya!

Quote: Simon Stratton @ September 15, 2007, 7:15 PM

A friend I really like has just split up with her long term boyfriend. She's pretty cut up about it and the last thing she needs right now is her friends hitting on her. So shall I wait until tomorrow before sending the flowers and discrete packet of condoms?

Try piling her with JD, it's quicker. Trust me Whistling nnocently .....

Quote: revilo85 @ September 14, 2007, 7:16 PM

Surely the fact that you are single and free while they have entered into an arbitrarily lifelong, rigidly monogamist and ultimately outdated, quasi-religious <not to mention increasingly unsuccessful> ideological institution should cheer you up a bit?

Ooo, dem's edumacated wurds!

Quote: Aaron @ September 16, 2007, 1:41 AM

Ooo, dem's edumacated wurds!

Laughing out loud

Laughing out loud

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ September 15, 2007, 10:56 PM

Try piling her with JD, it's quicker. Trust me Whistling nnocently .....

I agree with Ruby.

Trust me :P

Quote: Frankie Rage @ September 15, 2007, 2:35 PM

Use spit?

Hey, that worked a treat. Thanks!

How long do you have to listen to your neighbours burgular alarm or car alarm in the middle of the night before you're allowed (by common law) to go and smash it to pieces?

3 secs

That's longer than I thought.. but still..

Quote: Frankie Rage @ September 16, 2007, 4:54 PM

How long do you have to listen to your neighbours burgular alarm or car alarm in the middle of the night before you're allowed (by common law) to go and smash it to pieces?

You could sue then under the ruling in Rylands v Fletcher :)

Where can I get calorie free chocolate and chocolate flavoured lettuce?

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