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Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 24 2009, 1:27 PM BST

Good luck with that Andrea! How long have you got to write it?

They're old friends, thank goodness, so they aren't rushing me in any way. As of right now, I am project number 3, so I've got some time. It was an idea I mentioned to them in the dining hall one day and one of the guys said, "That'd make a great movie." Well, I never would've thought that statement might come true. I can't believe I'm saying this, but thank heaven for Facebook. That's how they tracked me down. :)

Quote: chipolata @ September 24 2009, 2:05 PM BST

Just eating a piece of cake. But I had too much and I'm having to force myself to eat these last bits. Especially as everybody just complained that I'd had too much. Bloody moaners!

Your life is just one long rollercoaster, innit, Pisces boy.

Quote: john lucas 101 @ September 24 2009, 2:08 PM BST

Your life is just one long rollercoaster, innit, Pisces boy.

Oh, Deafy's arrived. Sorry, I'll say that again so you catch it...

Oh, Deafy's arrived!!!!

Quote: dannyjb1 @ September 24 2009, 8:48 AM BST

I have a fasting blood test at 11:00 until then I am bloody starving.

Yeah, I hate those.

Even if I can normally go for a long time before a breakfast, the mere fact that you are not allowed to eat or drink anything but water just makes you hungrier & hungrier & dying for a beer.

Quote: chipolata @ September 24 2009, 2:13 PM BST

Oh, Deafy's arrived. Sorry, I'll say that again so you catch it...

Oh, Deafy's arrived!!!!

Oh, look who's found the special code to make the letters go all big.

Quote: john lucas 101 @ September 24 2009, 2:15 PM BST

Oh, look who's found the special code to make the letters go all big.

Are you talking about me?

Ah, John and Chip... like a couple of bitchy old queens down Old Compton Street. Kiss and make up, you old tarts.

Quote: Tim Walker @ September 24 2009, 3:24 PM BST

Ah, John and Chip... like a couple of bitchy old queens down Old Compton Street. Kiss and make up, you old tarts.

Oooo, get you!

Quote: Tim Walker @ September 24 2009, 3:24 PM BST

Ah, John and Chip... like a couple of bitchy old queens down Old Compton Street. Kiss and make up, you old tarts.

Cow.

You couldn't afford me, darling. Pleased

Quote: chipolata @ September 24 2009, 3:19 PM BST

Are you talking about me?

Bugger off!

Quote: Tim Walker @ September 24 2009, 3:26 PM BST

You couldn't afford me, darling. Pleased

I bare my cheeks in your general direction.

Quote: john lucas 101 @ September 24 2009, 3:28 PM BST

I bare my cheeks in your general direction.

Get her!

How are the piles coming along, dear? Don't worry you'll soon be back on your knees. Unimpressed

Quote: john lucas 101 @ September 24 2009, 3:28 PM BST

I bare my cheeks in your general direction.

Suddenly I'm not good enough. Bitch.

Quote: chipolata @ September 24 2009, 3:30 PM BST

Suddenly I'm not good enough. Bitch.

Forget him, love, he's all mouth and no trousers. Which should suit you actually, now I come to think of it. Unimpressed

Quote: Tim Walker @ September 24 2009, 3:32 PM BST

Forget him, love, he's all mouth and no trousers. Which should suit you actually, now I come to think of it. Unimpressed

:D

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