LOL Tuumble, they're class!
Unfortunate Quotes Page 3
Another old one.
"Police shoot man with knife."
Not so much an unfortunate quote more like I'm sorry I haven't a clue.
Earlier this year, I was teaching conversational English to a commander of an Air Force base here in Italy. One day I was waiting to have my lesson with him when his adjutant come to me and said in very poor English; 'I am a sorry, but a the commander he's a very a busy today and a will a not be a able to have a intercourse with a you today' 
Quote: Sonofjoe @ September 24 2009, 7:31 AM BSTNot so much an unfortunate quote more like I'm sorry I haven't a clue.
Earlier this year, I was teaching conversational English to a commander of an Air Force base here in Italy. One day I was waiting to have my lesson with him when his adjutant come to me and said in very poor English; 'I am a sorry, but a the commander he's a very a busy today and a will a not be a able to have a intercourse with a you today'
iou amore italiano.
I'm learning italian, I hope I didn't just call you a c**t.
As I'm currently writing Bachelor's paper on translating headlines, I'd love to hear more amusing (actual!) headlines... like the one about searching for weapons titled "Iraqi head seeks arms" or "FBI: Man throws ice, grabs buttocks on plane", where in fact the man was rude to the flight attendant.
Quote: Paul W @ September 24 2009, 9:27 AM BSTiou amore italiano.
I'm learning italian, I hope I didn't just call you a c**t.
Duno Paul, I can't speak Italain!
I understand that to call me a c**t you would have to incorporate the word fica. Please try and rephrase your sentence.
Quote: Sonofjoe @ September 24 2009, 10:47 AM BSTDuno Paul, I can't speak Italain!
Nor spell it.
What a mistake-a to make-a!
Quote: Geoff Mutton @ September 24 2009, 12:00 PM BSTNor spell it.
What a mistake-a to make-a!
Hey you a show a no respect 