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Quote: DaButt @ September 24 2009, 12:11 AM BST

Isn't that pretty much how the entire 4 years goes? A bunch of parties and drinking and sexual chases and conquests, interspersed with the occasional bit of studying?

:O

You studied????

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ September 24 2009, 12:12 AM BST

But whyyyy meeee!? >_< Ffs.

Cos you inherited my good looks! sod off zooo!

Quote: DaButt @ September 24 2009, 12:11 AM BST

Isn't that pretty much how the entire 4 years goes? A bunch of parties and drinking and sexual chases and conquests, interspersed with the occasional bit of studying?

Not for clever, sensible people like Robyn. :)

Quote: Moonstone @ September 24 2009, 12:13 AM BST

sod off zooo!

Laughing out loud

Haha!

Right! I am tired of this and off to bed.
Thank you so much for listening to me. :$

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ September 23 2009, 11:56 PM BST

I'm kind of lost for what to do though, because he's really lovely (tooootally don't think of him like that though) and we've both helped one another to settle in a lot at uni so far. He's just... >_<

Oh dear, oh dear. What a pickle. If only Elliot had put his foot down early on and said 'No male friends unless they are fag-lords or related to you!', then you could have avoided this sort of trouble.

We all saw this coming...and now we're kind of glad it did, cuz we sick like that.

Short answer: Sling creepy 'man friend' and get some lady mates.

Quote: zooo @ September 24 2009, 12:14 AM BST

Not for clever, sensible people like Robyn. :)

She's a cute girl with a boyfriend in another school, surrounded by horny young men. She'll be swatting them away the entire time.

:$ She's not cute, and is defo running off now! Night all!

Nighty night Wave

Quote: Moonstone @ September 23 2009, 5:51 PM BST

Laughing out loud

It IS disappointingly dull!

Oh damn, I should have told you the real purpose.

When you switch it on it slams down steel doors to isolate the loo and contain the swine flue incident that you brought in.

If they don't burn you out with oxy-aceteline torches within 3 hours you suffocate from lack of air. Then they weld it up tight and dispose of you in a Bessemer convertor to make sure that the flu virus doesn't survive.

:D Laughing out loud ;)

Is truuuue! You're going to have to learn how to swat politely (and often)!

Quote: billwill @ September 24 2009, 12:24 AM BST

Oh damn, I should have told you the real purpose.

When you switch it on it slams down steel doors to isolate the loo and contain the swine flue incident that you brought in.

If they don't burn you out with oxy-aceteline torches within 3 hours you suffocate from lack of air. Then they weld it up tight and dispose of you in a Bessemer convertor to make sure that the flu virus doesn't survive.

:D Laughing out loud ;)

Laughing out loud

THAT'S what we all wanted!

Quote: zooo @ September 24 2009, 12:24 AM BST

Is truuuue! You're going to have to learn how to swat politely (and often)!

Indeed. That's the thing isn't it, probaly not going to be the last time.
I'd just tell them to f**k off cos they ain't gonna stop letching once they've started. I really think it's good advice from Dabutt.

Quote: Moonstone @ September 24 2009, 12:29 AM BST

I'd just tell them to f**k off cos they ain't gonna stop letching once they've started.

Not that I've ever had anyone chase after me, but if I were a young woman in her shoes I'd say something like this at the first hint of flirtation:

"I have a boyfriend and I'm not looking to trade him in anytime soon. We can be friends if you'd like, but at the first sign of continued flirtation I'll add you to my enemies list and spread horrible rumors about the size of your willy on Facebook, Twitter and the bathroom walls."

Andie is officially a working screenwriter!!!!!

Some friends with many film connections have approached me with an idea for a screenplay and want me to make it into something filmable. :O

Very exciting stuff! :D

Now I just have to figure out what my son sucked up in the vacuum cleaner and it will have been a good day. :)

Quote: AndreaLynne @ September 24 2009, 1:14 AM BST

Now I just have to figure out what my son sucked up in the vacuum cleaner and it will have been a good day. :)

Are your other kids accounted for?

Congrats!

Quote: DaButt @ September 24 2009, 1:15 AM BST

Are your other kids accounted for?

Congrats!

Yep, I've got all 3 in sight. If Connor is true to his roots, it's most likely a sock, a GI Joe figure, or a Lego stuck crossways.

Oh, and thanks. :D It was a total surprise. Now I just have to get cracking on it.

I have a fasting blood test at 11:00 until then I am bloody starving.

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