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Chat Up Lines Page 34

Quote: zooo @ September 23 2009, 11:43 PM BST

Until you walk hommmme! Down that dark alleeeyyyyy! Alll alonnnne.

Etc.

Hmm, Ok, fair enough. But surely there's a difference between an amourous stare and a psychotic one? I dunno.
Anyway, I'm willing to bet that there's a huge number of women that get a feel good factor after a bit of flirtatious eyeing?

Quote: zooo @ September 23 2009, 11:43 PM BST

:O

Hey, come on, you've been sticking your flange in posts tonight so it's only fair...

Quote: Moonstone @ September 23 2009, 11:48 PM BST


Anyway, I'm willing to bet that there's a huge number of women that get a feel good factor after a bit of flirtatious eyeing?

Too right. :D

Quote: Moonstone @ September 23 2009, 11:48 PM BST

Hey, come on, you've been sticking your flange in posts tonight so it's only fair...

True. I'm running out!

Quote: AngieBaby @ September 24 2009, 12:15 AM BST

Too right. :D

Yaaaay *high fives*

Hey Angie, do you fancy doing some flirtatious eyeing for a bit, then we can both go away happy? :D

Quote: zooo @ September 24 2009, 12:16 AM BST

True. I'm running out!

Of flange??? :S

Yeah, I've only got one and a half left.

:D

But no but yeah but, I really didn't get what you meant. Surely you haven't forgotten how tick I am?

Quote: zooo @ September 24 2009, 12:29 AM BST

Yeah, I've only got one and a half left.

One for the week and half for Sunday best?

As if I could ever forget that! Hee.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ September 24 2009, 12:32 AM BST

One for the week and half for Sunday best?

Yep!

Quote: zooo @ September 24 2009, 12:33 AM BST

Yep!

How come whenever I read the word 'flange', I pronounce in an exaggerated cockney manner in my head?

'Aw right darling, show us yer flaaaange.'

Quote: zooo @ September 24 2009, 12:33 AM BST

As if I could ever forget that! Hee.

Meanie :P

I remember - in the 1980s - a man could walk past a woman he didn't know, and give her a gentle pinch or slap on the buttocks. This was often viewed (by both parties) as acceptable behaviour; a bit of lighthearted fun. Today it probably counts as a minor sexual assault, which is a real shame.

What about a nice nipple tweak?

Is that a genuine offer, zooo? Lovey

Only if you happen to be in possession of either of Aaron's nipples?

I once used this, just to be different:

"I hope you don't mind me saying, but I think you've got fantastic teeth".

She didn't really say much.

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