Quote: Leevil @ September 21 2009, 1:55 AM BSTAs much as I like the vagina, the word "minge" isn't very salivating.
May I interest you in tonight's special, sir? It's "quim". 
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I do like myself a bit o' quim!
Certainly, sir. May I suggest a side-order of "gash"?
Ew.
Quote: Tim Walker @ September 21 2009, 2:11 AM BSTCertainly, sir. May I suggest a side-order of "gash"?
Waiter, waiter! There's a hair in my gash.
Quote: Leevil @ September 21 2009, 2:14 AM BSTWaiter, waiter! There's a hair in my gash.
::The waiter, knowing that they've been hairless for decades, checks the expiration date on the gash and sees that it's vintage 1978, apologizes and brings Leevil a new portion::
Extra rare. Excellent! 
Quote: zooo @ September 21 2009, 2:12 AM BSTEw.
Apologies, madam, I'll take the gash away and bring you the creamy shark's mouth platter instead.
Quote: Leevil @ September 21 2009, 2:18 AM BSTExtra rare. Excellent!
Bloody, even. 
Ewwwww.
Hey, it's not like I'm eating veal here, people!
Bizarre weather the last couple of days. After months of drought and 100-degree days here in Texas, we've been getting a lot of rain. One day it was 96F, the next day's high was only 70F.
The flooding in Atlanta is very severe and has killed several people. The Six Flags amusement park is under water. There's an aerial view of it on YouTube here:
http://www.webpronews.com/topnews/2009/09/22/six-flags-flooded-in-atlanta-videos-on-youtube
I saw those pictures on the news. That's unbelievable. My sister called to bitch about how cool it is down there. I told her to f**k off, there's others that have it much worse.
Wowwwwwwwwwwwwww!
Whoah. 