F/X: SHOW THEME TUNE
HOST:
Hello and welcome to another edition of 60 Second Makeover. Each show, a crack team of interior design experts get a budget of £500 to give a member of the public a 60-second home makeover. Today, we're at the home of Jenny Smith of Dagenham. Jenny, nervous?
JENNY:
A little bit.
HOST:
Don't be, it'll be fine. First, through to the living room. Adrian, what's going on in here?
ADRIAN:
This couch has got to go.
HOST:
Great. Through to the kitchen, now. Paul, how's it coming along in here?
PAUL:
Has anyone got a screwdriver? Hnnng! I can't get the lid off this – hnnng! – paint.
HOST:
Jenny, how do you think it's going?
JENNY:
It's great.
HOST:
Upstairs, now, where Barbara is in the bathroom.
BARBARA (MUFFLED):
Have we started already? Sorry, I'm on the loo.
HOST:
Okay, time's almost up everyone! Back downstairs, Jenny. Five, four, three, two, one, time's up! Everyone down tools! Jenny, what do you think of your new home?
JENNY:
It's lovely. I particularly like the way you spilled paint all over the kitchen floor. And, oh, look, you've put my couch on the lawn.
F/X: TOILET FLUSHING.
HOST:
So, thumbs up from Jenny! Join me next time for another exciting episode of 60 Second Makeover.
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