Quote: chipolata @ September 23 2009, 11:57 AM BSTThere's a sexy posh orange woman on reception today.
No mate, she can't be sexy and orange. That don't go together.
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Quote: john lucas 101 @ September 23 2009, 1:24 PM BSTNo mate, she can't be sexy and orange. That don't go together.
This one is the exception that proves the rule. She's lovely. 
Quote: chipolata @ September 23 2009, 1:27 PM BSTThis one is the exception that proves the rule. She's lovely.
What is she - new girl or temp?
Quote: john lucas 101 @ September 23 2009, 1:28 PM BSTWhat is she - new girl or temp?
She usually works in Admin at the very top of the building, but whenever the usual recptionist is away she's drafted in to help at reception. She's sex on a stick!
Quote: chipolata @ September 23 2009, 1:30 PM BSTShe usually works in Admin at the very top of the building, but whenever the usual recptionist is away she's drafted in to help at reception. She's sex on a stick!
*inserts joke about stick meaning penis*
Quote: john lucas 101 @ September 23 2009, 1:24 PM BSTNo mate, she can't be sexy and orange. That don't go together.
This is the man who eats nothing but satsumas remember.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 23 2009, 1:32 PM BSTThis is the man who eats nothing but satsumas remember.
Ahhhhh! The orange..the orange!
How are you today Dolly. Are you rested? You seemed to be posting till the small hours.
Quote: john lucas 101 @ September 23 2009, 1:35 PM BSTHow are you today Dolly. Are you rested? You seemed to be posting till the small hours.
Yes thanks. And I was totally sober. Had a sleep this morning and will do loads of exercise today to make myself sleep tonight.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 23 2009, 1:37 PM BSTwill do loads of exercise today to make myself sleep tonight.
Don't bother with exercise, just read through your old posts. That'll serve the same function. 
Quote: chipolata @ September 23 2009, 1:40 PM BSTDon't bother with exercise, just read through your old posts. That'll serve the same function.
Oi! They'll only make me angry...
Quote: EllieJP @ September 23 2009, 8:57 AM BSTWooooopahhhhh!*
*Friends reference.
"You can't do anything!" 
I've just noticed a switch in the toilet called "The Isolator - On/Off" 
So, is it on or off??
Quote: zooo @ September 23 2009, 5:34 PM BSTSo, is it on or off??
I couldn't tell. The walls are nine feet tall and it's at the top, right near the ceiling. I'm five eleven. I could get a broom handle and press it but I dread to think what might happen.
Bloke's just left the office without saying goodbye. I should kill him.
Quote: chipolata @ September 23 2009, 5:23 PM BSTI've just noticed a switch in the toilet called "The Isolator - On/Off"
It will be a double pole switch to turn off and isolate a fan for doing maintenance on that fan.
So don't turn it off or your loo will get rather pongy.
