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I'm not!

Ellie is at work early again (here at 6.55am) and is really fed up of not having a lie in.

Quote: EllieJP @ September 23 2009, 7:31 AM BST

Ellie is at work early again (here at 6.55am) and is really fed up of not having a lie in.

*cracks whip*

That's my whip - give it back.

Quote: EllieJP @ September 23 2009, 8:03 AM BST

That's my whip - give it back.

Or bloomin' well what. Eh, missus?

I'll get you with my bigger whip. :P

Is it too early for whip fights?

Better than working.

*Kidoooosh* (that's a whip cracking sound)

Quote: EllieJP @ September 23 2009, 8:08 AM BST

I'll get you with my bigger whip. :P

Is it too early for whip fights?

It's never too early for whip fights...

Quote: Paul W @ September 23 2009, 8:20 AM BST

It's never too early for whip fights...

Then take this, buster!: *Kidoosh!*

Wooooopahhhhh!*

*Friends reference.

Good morning one and all. I hope you are all well. I on the other hand are not as I bought a car the other day off a friend for £100 and I have already had to fork out £120 on new tyres and windscreen.

Darren! :D

Sorry to hear about the car though. :( You should...tell your friend off by...glaring a bit? I dunno. :$

Robyn is a little sleepy and feels like she's forgotten something she has to do today.

There's a sexy posh orange woman on reception today. :$

I seem to have lost a pirate... hmmm... I suspect kidnap.

Quote: dannyjb1 @ September 23 2009, 12:55 PM BST

I seem to have lost a pirate... hmmm... I suspect kidnap.

I hate it when that happens! Angry

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