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Ellie is at work early again (here at 6.55am) and is really fed up of not having a lie in.
Quote: EllieJP @ September 23 2009, 7:31 AM BSTEllie is at work early again (here at 6.55am) and is really fed up of not having a lie in.
*cracks whip*
That's my whip - give it back.
Quote: EllieJP @ September 23 2009, 8:03 AM BSTThat's my whip - give it back.
Or bloomin' well what. Eh, missus?
I'll get you with my bigger whip. 
Is it too early for whip fights?
Better than working.
*Kidoooosh* (that's a whip cracking sound)
Quote: EllieJP @ September 23 2009, 8:08 AM BSTI'll get you with my bigger whip.
Is it too early for whip fights?
It's never too early for whip fights...
Quote: Paul W @ September 23 2009, 8:20 AM BSTIt's never too early for whip fights...
Then take this, buster!: *Kidoosh!*
Wooooopahhhhh!*
*Friends reference.
Good morning one and all. I hope you are all well. I on the other hand are not as I bought a car the other day off a friend for £100 and I have already had to fork out £120 on new tyres and windscreen.
Darren! 
Sorry to hear about the car though. 
You should...tell your friend off by...glaring a bit? I dunno. 
Robyn is a little sleepy and feels like she's forgotten something she has to do today.
There's a sexy posh orange woman on reception today.
I seem to have lost a pirate... hmmm... I suspect kidnap.
Quote: dannyjb1 @ September 23 2009, 12:55 PM BSTI seem to have lost a pirate... hmmm... I suspect kidnap.
I hate it when that happens! 