Quote: EllieJP @ September 23 2009, 9:11 AM BSTIf you forgot a name badge at our work you got given the "shit" name badges.
Names like .... ah ... maybe I won't say to stop offending those named that on here.
Was it 'Mrs Chomondeley Shit-Warning'?
Or 'Garry the Hair-Thief'
What about 'Veronica Keegan Bag-Titty'?
Or am I wide of the mark?
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 23 2009, 2:19 AM BSTThat thought did strike me.
I once had a Saturday job in a shop where all female staff had to wear flesh coloured tights/..
Hmm, moving from 'beard hammocks' straight to tights. Can't think of an amusing link there...
Quote: john lucas 101 @ September 23 2009, 9:20 AM BSTWas it 'Mrs Chomondeley Shit-Warning'?
Or 'Garry the Hair-Thief'
What about 'Veronica Keegan Bag-Titty'?
Or am I wide of the mark?
It was more the case old fashioned names, but I'll definitely go back and suggest your ones to them.
Quote: EllieJP @ September 23 2009, 9:25 AM BSTIt was more the case old fashioned names, but I'll definitely go back and suggest your ones to them.
Old fashioned? Oh, I see. What, you mean like 'Keith Longwave-MaryBridge'.
Yeah, yeah, I get it now. Rock on.
Or 'Mindy The Gee-Gee'.
Alright, I'll stop it now.
Yes... PLEASE... STOP!
Yes, yes. I've stopped.
Edna Piss-Breach.
Sorry...sorry.....
Little Things That Make You Smile... The new Hovis ad
The girl at uni today who was a second year English student who said "Oh my God! I love your hair!". She's the second student to have said it to me since I've been at King's, and it makes me feel much better, particularly considering my relationship with my hair.
You have the most awesome hair, Scats!
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ October 6 2009, 9:07 PM BSTThe girl at uni today who was a second year English student who said "Oh my God! I love your hair!". She's the second student to have said it to me since I've been at King's, and it makes me feel much better, particularly considering my relationship with my hair.
You really do have nice hair. I'd like it. 
Thanks. It's just a bit of a sore spot with me, obviously.
Oh! And the guy who let me on the tube before him today. 
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ October 6 2009, 9:18 PM BST
Really? The most beautiful person (adult female) I know has very curly black hair too.
My little niece, who is 1.
Saw her today, she calls me 'cot'..
Funny you should say "black" as mine is dark brown. 
Elliot always says it's black and I tell him off.
And it's a sore spot for other reasons. Don't worry.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ October 6 2009, 9:40 PM BSTFunny you should say "black" as mine is dark brown.
That's exactly what my friend says! She's often been told she looks like a young Liz Taylor.
Quote: Scottidog @ October 6 2009, 9:40 PM BSTMy little niece, who is 1.
Saw her today, she calls me 'cot'..
My niece used to call me Barba Bateu.