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Little Things That Make You Smile Page 28

The girl who I met today, who shook my hand, and said "Wow! I love your hair!" before we even exchanged names.

Quote: Aaron @ February 8 2008, 12:59 PM BST

Doesn't that make you late for work though?

What by one minute thirty seconds?
:P

I saw a 400 pound lady whose ass was munching on her dress. Awww... :)

This notebook

The little beard nets that bearded men on the bakery counter have to wear.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 22 2009, 10:44 PM BST

The little beard nets that bearded men on the bakery counter have to wear.

Yes, beard hammocks! I love those things!

Shop Assistants struggling to find the barcode at the top of the Guardian.

Quote: AndreaLynne @ September 22 2009, 11:38 PM BST

Yes, beard hammocks! I love those things!

The first time I saw one I thought the guy was recovering from a chin implant or something.

I'm sorry, but no beard is worth the humiliation of wearing one of those things.

Quote: AndreaLynne @ September 23 2009, 2:05 AM BST

I'm sorry, but no beard is worth the humiliation of wearing one of those things.

That thought did strike me.

I once had a Saturday job in a shop where all female staff had to wear flesh coloured tights, even in the height of summer. I lasted two weeks. My job involved helping old ladies find taupe coloured shoes that fit.

Me too Dolly. We were in big trouble if we weren't wearing our tights.

Quote: EllieJP @ September 23 2009, 8:09 AM BST

Me too Dolly. We were in big trouble if we weren't wearing our tights.

If they were flesh coloured how would they know if you were wearing them or not?

My supervisor asked me to prove by pulling at the material.

Quote: EllieJP @ September 23 2009, 8:21 AM BST

My supervisor asked me to prove by pulling at the material.

It was a she right? And if not, that gives me an idea for a "movie"

The only thing that I had to wear without fail was a name badge, if I didn't wear my name badge my boss used to throw a shit fit. Even though no one ever called me by my name!

If you forgot a name badge at our work you got given the "shit" name badges.

Names like .... ah ... maybe I won't say to stop offending those named that on here.

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