Phowar!
I'd even help arrange the back street abortions in case their husbands did survive the onslaught of the German war machine. Shame they're not French, then they could suck me off whilst I wore my Nazi uniform and put their neighbours in concentration camps.
(I need to get out more - or less, depends on my social worker).
Quote: EllieJP @ September 22 2009, 5:12 PM BSTI'm. Not. Orgasming.
Heyyy, Mr Slag! 
Good to see you my friend.
How goes? Long time, where've you been?
I said a big hello to you on another thread when you first reappeared, forget which one but it's nice to have you back is the gist of it.
Quote: SlagA @ September 22 2009, 8:24 PM BSTHow goes? Long time, where've you been?
I said a big hello to you on another thread when you first reappeared, forget which one but it's nice to have you back is the gist of it.
Oh right - oops, sorry I missed that completely!
Well a belated thank you 
lol
I've just been lost in the matrix, you know how it is 
Have you written again, btw? I'm short of reading material at the mo and I'd certainly be interested if you've done anything new.
Having now looked through Danny's (?) photos, I must again apologise. There is just ... no excuse. 
Still haven't seen any pictures... 
It'd be like staring into the abyss. A concentration of all that is wrong with the universe. It's a wonder that the pub didn't implode under the sheer strain.
Yes, that's true, but I live over here in constant fear that many of the people I have become friends with are cartoon characters, or lemons, or beer foam smiley faces...
And that would be so bad?
Racist.
No...I just feel bad for them, that's all. 
Quote: Aaron @ September 23 2009, 1:36 AM BSTIt'd be like staring into the abyss. A concentration of all that is wrong with the universe. It's a wonder that the pub didn't implode under the sheer strain.
Everyone didn't look that bad. I'm not too photogenic anyway.
Quote: AndreaLynne @ September 23 2009, 1:42 AM BST
No...I just feel bad for them, that's all.
It's a cross they must all bear. 
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 23 2009, 1:43 AM BSTEveryone didn't look that bad. I'm not too photogenic anyway.
But what about all of the soulless despair?
(I should note that that was not in reference to your assertion regarding photographs of yourself.)
OK I have now reduced the pictures size to a more manageable 800x600 pixels, though you can still get the full resolution blackmail pictures in a sub-folder if you really want them.
And I've removed the most obvious red-eyes, though it was tricky and now some of you have slighly weird jet black large pupils.
I have severe problems (all the time) with recognising peoples faces so it's pointless asking me to identify who is in each picture. Perhaps someone with good face recognition (Ellie?) can make a list below of the picture numbers and who is on them, from left to right.
Sorry about the non-attendees not getting the password to see them. You have to get permission from everybody who was there to free them up.
Quote: Aaron @ September 23 2009, 1:51 AM BSTBut what about all of the soulless despair?
Did it really make you feel that bad?
Quote: billwill @ September 23 2009, 1:53 AM BSTAnd I've removed the most obvious red-eyes, though it was tricky and now some of you have slighly weird jet black large pupils.
So everyone looks like they were high?