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Chat Up Lines Page 29

Quote: Moonstone @ September 22 2009, 11:32 PM BST

It's a slippery slope!

Laughing out loud

I know, when I actually saw it posted a little piece of me died. :(

I was joking about the attempted rape. I'm sick like that. :)

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 22 2009, 11:33 PM BST

I was joking about the attempted rape. I'm sick like that. :)

:O

I've now had to re-think everything. Free Jack Tweed!

Quote: Tim Walker @ September 22 2009, 11:33 PM BST

Laughing out loud

I know, when I actually saw it posted a little piece of me died. :(

lol! Piece by piece the forum takes your soul, and the next thing you know you're spitting out your tea and saying it smells worse than a Frenchman!

Laughing out loud

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ September 22 2009, 11:36 PM BST

I've now had to re-think everything. Free Jack Tweed!

Laughing out loud

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ September 22 2009, 11:36 PM BST

:O

I've now had to re-think everything. Free Jack Tweed!

I wasn't joking that it actually happened, but that everyone made a joke about it.... I'm confused now. This is what happens when you only sleep a few hours a night.

Oh yeah, I was only joking about treating women with respect in real life as well. Yeah, that's the ticket. Ha!

They're all prick teasers - (in that they tease me about the size of my prick).

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 22 2009, 11:39 PM BST

I wasn't joking that it actually happened, but that everyone made a joke about it.... I'm confused now. This is what happens when you only sleep a few hours a night.

Oh I'm confoosed now also. I'm going to jump to another thread and make fun of Michael McIntyre, I know where I am with that.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ September 22 2009, 11:42 PM BST

Oh I'm confoosed now also. I'm going to jump to another thread and make fun of Michael McIntyre, I know where I am with that.

"'Informed consent'? What does this mean? Oh hello, we're having sex! What?! I never heard about this! Oh? Were you not informed? Did you not get my letter...?" (CONTINUES FOR WHAT SEEMS LIKE SEVERAL HOURS.)

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 22 2009, 11:21 PM BST

Who won? :D

I think a lot of the opposing arguments were being made at cross-purposes. Everyone was making good points. :)

Me versus the rest of the world again. Or rather an internet comedy forum.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 22 2009, 11:46 PM BST

Me versus the rest of the world again. Or rather an internet comedy forum.

Well I understood what you were saying!

I think.

I don't even fit in with the misfits. :)

Neither do I!

Wouldn't fitting in with misfits mean that we weren't misfits anymore, and as such couldn't fit in with misfits and... *explodes in a shower of logic*

Quote: Aaron @ September 22 2009, 11:56 PM BST

Neither do I!

Wouldn't fitting in with misfits mean that we weren't misfits anymore, and as such couldn't fit in with misfits and... *explodes in a shower of logic*

Hmmm, so where the hell am I?

Misfitting with the rest of us. We're misfitting together whilst the rest of society gets on as one. :)

(But we're not psychos or anything. Or at least that's what my lawyer told the judge.)

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