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Quote: Moonstone @ September 22 2009, 11:02 PM BST

It was all the rage back then :)

You mean ... it's not now? Teary

Quote: Moonstone @ September 22 2009, 11:02 PM BST

Wow, how come none of us noticed before that we were born on almost, like, the same day?!

Because ... *clears throat, ahem* YOU'RE NEVER FECKING HERE!! >_<

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Done.

Sitting at my desk, watching yet another neighbour being forced into a police car. Heard lots of cursing and breaking glass earlier. Probably had something to do with it.

Quote: zooo @ September 22 2009, 11:40 PM BST

It's a nice Jewish bagel. And it's a square picture. All you need for a new avatar. :)

Ahhh, stoopid me. I'm such a Dechead sometimes :P

Quote: Aaron @ September 22 2009, 11:43 PM BST

You mean ... it's not now? Teary

Because ... *clears throat, ahem* YOU'RE NEVER FECKING HERE!! >_<

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Done.

Subtle, subtle, like it :D

And I AM always here...WAS always here, kind of thing.

Quote: AndreaLynne @ September 22 2009, 11:44 PM BST

Sitting at my desk, watching yet another neighbour being forced into a police car. Heard lots of cursing and breaking glass earlier. Probably had something to do with it.

:O

Woah! Is it a rough area?

It really shouldn't be. It's a large apartment complex, with both apartment buildings and townhouses. The management here puts applicants through a rigorous screening process. Can you pay your rent?
Do you have a pulse? That's about it. We've had more of our fair share of child molesters, rapists, arsonists, drug dealers, and child abusers come through here. By some sort of miracle they never stay long, but they shouldn't be here in the first place. Our section is loaded with small children who aren't supervised. I've personally called the police at least a dozen times in the past 6 months. I can't wait until we can afford to move out.

Oh my... :O

Woah, that's really scary. I suppose the maim question they want to ask tennants though is the "can you pay your rent" one :(

Hug Tea and cake, Andrea?Pleased

O/

Quote: Moonstone @ September 23 2009, 12:10 AM BST

Oh my... :O

Woah, that's really scary. I suppose the maim question they want to ask tennants though is the "can you pay your rent" one :(

I was asked if I had any criminal convictions or such, but didn't have to prove not.

Quote: Moonstone @ September 23 2009, 12:10 AM BST

Oh my... :O

Woah, that's really scary. I suppose the maim question they want to ask tennants though is the "can you pay your rent" one :(

Yep, that's all they care about. But it makes for interesting writing material for me. :) And I'm the cool mom of the neighbourhood, so any of the kids know they can come here. I always have an extra or two for dinner, because their parents aren't around.

Quote: Aaron @ September 23 2009, 12:12 AM BST

I was asked if I had any criminal convictions or such, but didn't have to prove not.

Wow, top security. They really don't care in truth do they.

Quote: AndreaLynne @ September 23 2009, 12:13 AM BST

Yep, that's all they care about. But it makes for interesting writing material for me. :) And I'm the cool mom of the neighbourhood, so any of the kids know they can come here. I always have an extra or two for dinner, because their parents aren't around.

Awww, that's so sweet! A second mum (or mom) to half the block :D

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ September 23 2009, 12:10 AM BST

Hug Tea and cake, Andrea?Pleased

Why yes, I'd love it. What kind of tea? :)

Roo is back cause her bitch neighbour is being noisy. :(

Quote: AndreaLynne @ September 23 2009, 12:26 AM BST

Why yes, I'd love it. What kind of tea? :)

Any kind you'd like. Pleased

*Spreads arms to show huge buffet of cake and urns of tea*

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 23 2009, 12:28 AM BST

Roo is back cause her bitch neighbour is being noisy. :(

Join us! :D

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 23 2009, 12:28 AM BST

Roo is back cause her bitch neighbour is being noisy. :(

I'm pretty sure that my neighbours have either made a baby or have given up, because there has been no nuk-nuk going on next door for 2 days now. :)

Quote: Moonstone @ September 23 2009, 12:15 AM BST

Wow, top security. They really don't care in truth do they.

They did take a massive deposit (oo er) though, so could have checked themselves.

Quote: Moonstone @ September 23 2009, 12:15 AM BST

Awww, that's so sweet! A second mum (or mom) to half the block :D

I didn't know that AndreaLynne was a lesbian.

Quote: AndreaLynne @ September 23 2009, 12:32 AM BST

I'm pretty sure that my neighbours have either made a baby or have given up, because there has been no nuk-nuk going on next door for 2 days now. :)

Maybe they shagged themselves to death?

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