Don't worry BCG Ladies, Renegade Carpark has come up with a way for you to be in a room full of drunken men and not get stared at - The World Cup 2010! That's right girls, head down to any pub when the England match is on and try to get the men to look at you.
In fact, I've seen many a game in the pub when a woman has deliberately walked in front of the screen and let me tell you, the men didn't want to see her boobs, they just wanted her to get out of the bloody way.
Anyway, back to my all women are insane attention seekers...