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Chat Up Lines Page 23

Quote: Moonstone @ September 22 2009, 9:22 PM BST

In a nutshell, spot on.

It's like we share a brain....

Quick, what am I thinking?

I know what you are thinking and it's filth.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 22 2009, 9:18 PM BST

Can't we all just get along now?!

If you don't, I will play the guitar and Ian will dance and no one wants that.

Yeah, you and your guitar playing! Unimpressed

Quote: Moonstone @ September 22 2009, 9:22 PM BST

In a nutshell, spot on.

Weren't you taught it's rude to stare? :D

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 22 2009, 9:24 PM BST

It's like we share a brain....

Quick, what am I thinking?

I know what you are thinking and it's filth.

SNAP!!!

And don't you try to deny it....

Quote: Kenneth @ September 22 2009, 11:03 AM BST

I've also heard the epilepsy-frying pan story a few times. Snopes calls it a legend: http://www.snopes.com/risque/penile/bitten.asp (although I've been called wrong on snopes before).

As far as I can see, Snopes list it as a commonly recurring story whilst making no actual judgement, legend or otherwise. But even should the majority of reported tales be fake, it must have happened to someone at some point.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 22 2009, 9:18 PM BST

If you don't, I will play the guitar and Ian will dance and no one wants that.

Well, I've got my pink flying v uke all tuned up...

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 22 2009, 9:25 PM BST

Weren't you taught it's rude to stare? :D

Haha! No, they had to sort out the flashing thing first! Whistling nnocently

Quote: Moonstone @ September 22 2009, 9:24 PM BST

Yeah, you and your guitar playing! Unimpressed

There are court orders.... Laughing out loud

Quote: Aaron @ September 22 2009, 9:25 PM BST

As far as I can see, Snopes list it as a commonly recurring story whilst making no actual judgement, legend or otherwise. But even should the majority of reported tales be fake, it must have happened to someone at some point.

I want to know how often people get admitted into A&E having "fallen" onto something which gets stuck into their arse, and how often is that 'something' a small dog's penis? Does snopes have anything to say about that?

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 22 2009, 9:29 PM BST

There are court orders.... Laughing out loud

:D

Some poeple just have no appreciation at all...

Quote: Nogget @ September 22 2009, 9:35 PM BST

I want to know how often people get admitted into A&E having "fallen" onto something which gets stuck into their arse, and how often is that 'something' a small dog's penis? Does snopes have anything to say about that?

But, just supposing, it really did happen!
How utterly shit would that be!

Quote: zooo @ September 22 2009, 2:41 PM BST

Or why else a man would walk around with most of his shirt buttons undone - he wants to be looked at.

Maybe if it's absolutely fecking boiling, and he does at least have the decency of not undressing in public?

Quote: Moonstone @ September 22 2009, 9:11 PM BST

But again, no-one here is saying it's ok to touch, this is just about looking I don't know why it keeps turning into an arguement against rape etc

Well it's not just about looking, it has also been about the reasons why women dress in so-called provocative clothes. This *is* related to rape, because judges have based their rulings on the matter.

Quote: Nogget @ September 22 2009, 9:38 PM BST

Well it's not just about looking, it has also been about the reasons why women dress in so-called provocative clothes. This *is* related to rape, because judges have based their rulings on the matter.

I understand that, but what I'm saying is no-one's gonna argue 'for' this, so it's a fairly redundant debate.

Quote: Moonstone @ September 22 2009, 9:40 PM BST

I understand that, but what I'm saying is no-one's gonna argue 'for' this, so it's a fairly redundant debate.

But people DO argue for it, notably those judges. And theirs could be seen as a logical extension of the attitude that women always dress provocatively to attract men.

Quote: Tim Walker @ September 22 2009, 2:49 PM BST

Flashing the flesh just doesn't do it for me, weirdo that I am. I just feel embarrassed if anything. :(

'S a bit skanky.

Showing a little bit of skin but leaving the rest/majority to the imagination is good. :)

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 22 2009, 2:50 PM BST

Why does Beth Ditto strip on stage?

Some kind of mental retardation, one would think.

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