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Fair enough Dolly-kins, we've both been in a gender tar brushing mode on this thread.

I find certain actions by men completely baffling - the weirdest ones are the blokes in vans who see a nice looking girl and toot their horns or yell comments out the window. I've never understood what this meant to accomplish? Would the young lady suddenly give chase, force you to stop the van and then have rampant sex with you?

As for my previous comment about boobie flesh, it still stands. I've seen many an unattractive girl use cleavage to make her more alluring to the men folk. People use what they got to accentuate the lovely and reduce the ugly.

In closing, some men are pigs, some chicks are sluts. They usually mate with each other, so what do you expect?

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 22 2009, 8:02 PM BST

If someone pinged my knickers (and who asks for that to be done?) who I didn't know I would punch them.

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Can't say I blame you on that one at all. That crosses the boundry imo and becomes sexual harassment (one 'r' or two??)

Quote: zooo @ September 22 2009, 8:03 PM BST

Oh you mean because the principal has baldy head like a booby?
Gottit.

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>_< Doy!

There is a scene in Back to the Future where Biff is berating George McFly and accusing him of being dense. He raps his fingers on George's head as if knocking to see if anyone is home and says 'Hello?! McFly?!'.

Me and my brother would do this to each other often back in the day. I've now learned that movie based in-jokes don't always translate to Forums not populated by myself and my brother. So I will cease.

One 'r' I think...

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ September 22 2009, 8:12 PM BST

>_< Doy!

There is a scene in Back to the Future where Biff is berating George McFly and accusing him of being dense. He raps his fingers on George's head as if knocking to see if anyone is home and says 'Hello?! McFly?!'.

Me and my brother would do this to each other often back in the day. I've now learned that movie based in-jokes don't always translate to Forums not populated by myself and my brother. So I will cease.

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Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
See, I think that one needs a visual. Of you knocking soneone on the head.
Preferably not me.

Quote: Moonstone @ September 22 2009, 8:12 PM BST

Can't say I blame you on that one at all. That crosses the boundry imo and becomes sexual harassment (one 'r' or two??)

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Bizarrely, opposite rules of social conduct seem to apply when strippers are involved. Men are taught to not touch the girl or bouncers will kill them, whereas the women run amok like sex starved animals and try to rape male strippers.

How strange.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 22 2009, 7:44 PM BST

There must be another reason then.

Yeah, like a grown man telling you've got a nice pair of legs when you're 10.

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I think I might have got the wrong end of the stick. I wasn't saying it's right to chat up ten year olds.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ September 22 2009, 8:14 PM BST

Bizarrely, opposite rules of social conduct seem to apply when strippers are involved. Men are taught to not touch the girl or bouncers will kill them, whereas the women run amok like sex starved animals and try to rape male strippers.

How strange.

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Because men are gaggin for it, obviously

Quote: Ronnie Anderson @ September 22 2009, 8:16 PM BST

I think I might have got the wrong end of the stick. I wasn't saying it's right to chat up ten year olds.

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But I was in the wrong wearing shorts *rollseyes* . He clearly couldn't help it (as the argument goes) and it wasn't a chat up, but a blatant attempt at molestation followed by touching, before I managed to run.

Pervy but ultimately complimentary.

Quote: Moonstone @ September 22 2009, 8:20 PM BST

Because men are gaggin for it, obviously

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Especially from middle aged over weight housewives from Durham with bad teeth and breast tattoos. Male strippers are weird like that.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 22 2009, 8:20 PM BST

But I was in the wrong wearing shorts *rollseyes* . He clearly couldn't help it (as the argument goes) and it wasn't a chat up, but a blatant attempt at molestation followed by touching, before I managed to run.

Pervy but ultimately complimentary.

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I'm familiar with this one I'm afraid.
But any sound, socially aware mind can tell the big difference here. Besides, I'm not sure anyone is condoning touching - I thought this discussion was about looking?

Yeah, right I defeinityl missed something. I honestly didn't know you were talking about a guy chatting you up when you were ten. Wierdly enough I got chatted up by a peodo even though I wasn't actually a kid but for various reasons was wearing a school uniform and it is amazingly creepy. I was just talking about everyday perving on eighteen plus girls.

'You see that woman with crooked teeth over there. The reason for that is that I once gave her a blowjob'

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ September 22 2009, 8:25 PM BST

Especially from middle aged over weight housewives from Durham with bad teeth and breast tattoos.

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Exactly! Everyone knows that harassment etc only applies to women cos men love it.

Quote: Moonstone @ September 22 2009, 8:26 PM BST

I'm familiar with this one I'm afraid.
But any sound, socially aware mind can tell the big difference here. Besides, I'm not sure anyone is condoning touching - I thought this discussion was about looking?

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But it all starts with looking.

Even at the age of 10 I thought I'd be partly blamed for wearing shorts and looking a bit older than my age, so I decided from then on I would wear whatever the hell I wanted to wear and it didn't give anyone the right to stare, comment or touch for whatever reasons.

What about sunbathing and the beach? I usually go topless and have used nudist beaches, people who have a good look on them are downright pervs - most people just manage to behave normally.

I wonder if the amount of porn some of you have seen has affected your views on this; i.e that women are ultimately slags begging for every man to look at them and find them attractive?

I agree with the thing on nudists beaches as I guess there is an unspoken no staring rule.
Maybe you don't wear revealing clothes for people to look at you but you must admit that there are probably quite a few girls that do.