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The thing is, all women will have different answers to your questions!
There's not a one size fits all.

Quote: Nogget @ September 22 2009, 3:03 PM BST

What happened to the idea that bald guys are sexy?

Also:
there are lots of ads for men's hair dye. The ads promote as *fact* that women will prefer a guy without grey hair. This throws up many questions;

  • Do women dislike grey hair on men?
  • If so, would they prefer hair which looks dyed, but ha been tastefully done?
  • Do women mind hair which is obviously dyed? Like on the Italian president?

    Answers.

    1) It's depends on the woman.
    2) It's depends on the woman.
    3) It's depends on the woman.

    Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 22 2009, 3:06 PM BST

    Answers.

    1) It's depends on the woman.
    2) It's depends on the woman.
    3) It's depends on the woman.

    Who is this woman, and why can't she decide?

    Quote: Tim Walker @ September 22 2009, 3:04 PM BST

    :D

    Luckily, in real life, my cross face is exactly the same as my "come face". :)

    Just had an idea for a new show: Strictly Come Face.

    Details to be announced.

    Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 22 2009, 3:06 PM BST

    Answers.

    1) It's depends on the woman.
    2) It's depends on the woman.
    3) It's depends on the woman.

    To be fair, this is basically the truthful woman's answer to just about any question you care to mention.

    Quote: john lucas 101 @ September 22 2009, 3:08 PM BST

    Just had an idea for a new show: Strictly Come Face.

    Laughing out loud

    I personally don't really like fake stuff if it's like, a pretence. So probably wouldn't really like it if a boy dyed his hair to pretend it was still black. But if he dyed it pink or blue for fun then that would be fine. :)

    I am a hypocrite though, as if I started going grey I'd probably dye my hair brown.

    Quote: john lucas 101 @ September 22 2009, 3:08 PM BST

    Strictly Come Face.

    Is discipline involved? Unimpressed

    Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 22 2009, 3:10 PM BST

    Is discipline involved? Unimpressed

    Discipline should always be involved. With everything.

    If you do decide to dye your hair, please never use one of those temporary dyes. They are water soluble, and if you get caught in the rain you'll look like a zebra!

    Ha!
    Well, it's a look.

    Sorry ladies, the 'I should be able to wear what I want without people commenting' line is bullshit.

    If you put on your sexiest, most leggy and cleavagely dress, your 4 inch heels, full make up and hair and not one bloke looked at you - you'd all go home and commit suicide.

    Women love attention - factoid!

    Women want attention from men - factoid!

    Women want attention from other women - factoid!

    I mean how dumb do women have to be to wear revealing clothes, then get upset when they get untoward attention? How much dumber do they have to be to keep wearing the same style of clothing time and time again and then complain about unwanted attention?

    I've known girls who've been attacked in nightclubs by other girls because of the way they were dressed.

    Stop blaming other people and take some personal responsibility.

    Rant over.

    I find "Do me" works well.

    Quote: Renegade Carpark @ September 22 2009, 3:37 PM BST

    Sorry ladies, the 'I should be able to wear what I want without people commenting' line is bullshit.

    Rolling eyes

    Yep and everyone driving a nice car is doing so not because they enjoying driving it but just to impress other people.

    Right, blokes flashing. What's that all about? :)

    Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 22 2009, 4:08 PM BST

    Right, blokes flashing. What's that all about? :)

    It depends on the man. :)

    I love the way Renegade comes in and acts like he's the first person to have offered that opinion. Practically all 'the ladies' were saying just that! (except waaaay less obnoxiously, naturally) ;)

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