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Quote: john lucas 101 @ September 22 2009, 1:08 PM BST

Noooooo! Why must you be the bearer of bad news, oh gorgeous one. Eh?

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I wonder if there'll be Jordan and Peter type stories in the press. "I faked it with Chas" says Dave. Chas - I Lost Dave's Baby (it's gorn dan the plug 'ole)

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 22 2009, 2:31 PM BST

I wonder if there'll be Jordan and Peter type stories in the press. "I faked it with Chas" says Dave. Chas - I Lost Dave's Baby (it's gorn dan the plug 'ole)

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Sorry, Dolly, but it's far too early for the jokes. Give a couple of days, eh?

Or else, I'll come dahn and sort yers all out!

Now, Gertcha!

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 21 2009, 8:07 PM BST

I don't live on KFC that's true.

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I wish I did.

I demand when I eventually one day go to a meet, KFC is involved.

*Starts KFC fund*

Quote: Curt @ September 21 2009, 9:12 PM BST

How can you tell the sick ones apart from the healthy ones?

I can't.

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Aren't those Japanese? Or ... well one of them places that isn't China, anyway.

Very good point!
All that Manga stuff is Japanese innit.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 22 2009, 2:59 PM BST

I demand when I eventually one day go to a meet, KFC is involved.

*Starts KFC fund*

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Saw'ed.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 22 2009, 11:22 AM BST

Sad to hear Chas 'n' Dave have split up.

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Will they go to court over who gets custody of the little-'n'?

Quote: Tim Walker @ September 22 2009, 3:11 PM BST

Will they go to court over who gets custody of the little-'n'?

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...the rabbit?

Quote: zooo @ September 22 2009, 3:14 PM BST

...the rabbit?

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Rabbit

Quote: EllieJP @ September 22 2009, 12:03 PM BST

Can you still not type properley?

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My laptop's keyboard keeps cutting out. The mouse still worked but nothing else. I pressed the reset button after getting pissed off with it and now it keeps entering "safe" mode, where it requires me to type: "startx" and I can't do that

Quote: Tim Walker @ September 22 2009, 3:11 PM BST

Will they go to court over who gets custody of the little-'n'?

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The nameless drummer?

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 22 2009, 3:16 PM BST

The nameless drummer?

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Nameless? Tcha! That's Mick, that is!

Is heading for Sleepytown. Population:me. Goodbye......zzzzzzzzzz