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Chat Up Lines Page 16

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 22 2009, 2:48 PM BST

Although a minority of women might, we've got to move away from the idea that women dress to get male attention.

Yes, you could be trying to attract females instead.

You learn well young Padawan!

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 22 2009, 2:52 PM BST

I wouldn't like it personally. I think it depends on the girl. However I wonder if those girls would like it if the guy doing it was a 50 year old fat balding guy?

They certainly don't like it when I do it.

Quote: Tim Walker @ September 22 2009, 2:49 PM BST

Flashing the flesh just doesn't do it for me, weirdo that I am. I just feel embarrassed if anything. :(

Bloody hell, what do you class as 'flesh'!? :)

I agree that some outfits of the BB, WAG wannabe, are just vile on many levels (and are about being subserviant, rather than subversive).

Quote: john lucas 101 @ September 22 2009, 2:53 PM BST

Again, well played. ;)

Angry

You're just been a typical man now. Unimpressed

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 22 2009, 2:52 PM BST

I wouldn't like it personally. I think it depends on the girl. However I wonder if those girls would like it if the guy doing it was a 50 year old fat balding guy?

I doubt they would like it. I assumed their comment was an invitation to see if I would involuntarily do it, as a kind of teasing; or perhaps they fancied me, and I suppose it could have worked if I'd been interested.

Christ, I'm in a bad mood today.

I am in crank mode recently 'cause I've been ick.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 22 2009, 2:58 PM BST

I am in crank mode recently 'cause I've been ick.

Console

I would like to be able to sleep and not be so forgetful and fed-up. What age can Alzheimer's start at? :(

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 22 2009, 2:36 PM BST

Go sisters! :D

As someone who's endured comments from "you don't dress like you're married" (WTF?) to being groped and even attacked, I've always been adamant that I can and will wear what the f**k I like and that I'm not doing it to send out signals to any f**ker.

(And Mr Dagger likes it....)

This is 100% how I feel! I wear what I enjoy, that includes make up. I'm kind of my own doll:) The only time I relented was when a friend was embarrassed for me to go with him in my home made trousers. They were bell bottoms I did up with mod flower appliqués. Very 1975. I was a bigger deal to him than to me, so I went out passing for normal that day ;)

Quote: Little Jersey Devil @ September 22 2009, 3:01 PM BST

This is 100% how I feel! I wear what I enjoy, that includes make up. I'm kind of my own doll:) The only time I relented was when a friend was embarrassed for me to go with him in my home made trousers. They were bell bottoms I did up with mod flower appliqués. Very 1975. I was a bigger deal to him than to me, so I went out passing for normal that day ;)

*high fives* :)

Quote: Tim Walker @ September 22 2009, 2:56 PM BST

Angry

You're just been a typical man now. Unimpressed

Sorry, mate, I didn't mean to make you do a cross face.

.../a 50 year old fat balding guy?

What happened to the idea that bald guys are sexy?

Also:
there are lots of ads for men's hair dye. The ads promote as *fact* that women will prefer a guy without grey hair. This throws up many questions;

  • Do women dislike grey hair on men?
  • If so, would they prefer hair which looks dyed, but ha been tastefully done?
  • Do women mind hair which is obviously dyed? Like on the Italian president?

    Image

    :D

    Luckily, in real life, my cross face is exactly the same as my "come face". :)

    Quote: Nogget @ September 22 2009, 3:03 PM BST

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  • Do women mind hair which is obviously dyed? Like on the Italian president?

    As long as it doesn't have that orangey-tint, like Paul McCartney.

    I think I have the weirdest tastes ever, so never trust my judgement on anything.

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