Quote: john lucas 101 @ September 22 2009, 1:51 PM BSTGoodness me, you boys are so sexist.
john lucas is correct, we are being sexist. So john, what chat up lines do you use on the fag-lords? 
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Quote: Renegade Carpark @ September 22 2009, 1:54 PM BSTjohn lucas is correct, we are being sexist. So john, what chat up lines do you use on the fag-lords?
I tend more towards brute physical force than any chat up lines. That usually wins the, as you say, 'Fag-Lords' over.
Quote: john lucas 101 @ September 22 2009, 1:51 PM BSTGoodness me, you boys are so sexist.
Yeah, yeah, we know your game mate. We've seen your sort at parties - chatting to a girl, telling her how sexist men are, what pigs they are, how you find it offensive the way they don't respect women, how you just don't "get other guys" etc... And all the time refilling her glass with booze whilst your hand sneaks up her skirt. Oh yes, we know your sort, John.
Quote: Tim Walker @ September 22 2009, 1:59 PM BSTYeah, yeah, we know your game mate. We've seen your sort at parties - chatting to a girl, telling her how sexist men are, what pigs they are, how you find it offensive the way they don't respect women, how you just don't "get other guys" etc... And all the time refilling her glass with booze whilst your hand sneaks up her skirt. Oh yes, we know your sort, John.
And it would work as well if not for the Down's Syndrome. Oh well, them's the breaks.
All I know if that the blokes who spend their time pointing out the inadequacies of their own gender to women, are at heart usually the most sleazy and calculating f**kers. (John not included in this argument, BTW. 
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Quote: Tim Walker @ September 22 2009, 2:06 PM BST
All I know if that the blokes who spend their time pointing out the inadequacies of their own gender to women, are at heart usually the most sleazy and calculating f**kers. (Clever sods.)
Cheers Tim 
Sorry if I've just given the game away, boys. 
Quote: Tim Walker @ September 22 2009, 2:06 PM BST
All I know if that the blokes who spend their time pointing out the inadequacies of their own gender to women, are at heart usually the most sleazy and calculating f**kers. (John not included in this argument, BTW.
I used to be like that, but now tend more towards pointing out my own inadequaecies. ie. the fact of my being a boring, miserable bastard, with little to recommend myself. Usually works. Then they find out. Ha! Then, they find out.
And thanks for the edit, Tim!
Quote: Nogget @ September 22 2009, 12:36 PM BSTWhat about the taboo surrounding "I like your top"? Sometimes the girl really is wearing an interesting top.
If she has a go at you for looking at her boobs if you say that and her top isn't overly revealing, it means she is a bit of a stuck up cow.
If her top is overly revealing, she can't tell you off for it because she put her bunnies out there in the first place so she is a stuck up cow.
Quote: Tim Walker @ September 22 2009, 2:06 PM BST
All I know if that the blokes who spend their time pointing out the inadequacies of their own gender to women, are at heart usually the most sleazy and calculating f**kers. (John not included in this argument, BTW.
I have to agree with Tim on this one. It always seems too over the top.... Not that I am saying they are all being false but if they make a massive point of it when you first meet, it's dodgy.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 22 2009, 2:15 PM BSTIf she has a go at you for looking at her boobs if you say that and her top isn't overly revealing, it means she is a bit of a stuck up cow.
If her top is overly revealing, she can't tell you off for it because she put her bunnies out there in the first place so she is a stuck up cow.
OK, but what if I say " I like your top" when she asks me why the hell I'm wearing it?
Then come out of the closet.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 22 2009, 2:15 PM BSTIf her top is overly revealing, she can't tell you off for it because she put her bunnies out there in the first place so she is a stuck up cow.
I have a lady friend of mine who's a E / G cup and she always wears low cut tops, I once said that you must get alot of attention to which she replied "Yeah, I kind of like it" At which point I never looked at her face again.
Great gal!
Yeah it is something that annoys me when some girls get them out then have a go at guys. I agree it can actually be annoying if a guy won't look you in the face and can make you feel icky buuuuut you have to accept some responsibility if you choose to wear a low cut top and push up bra.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 22 2009, 2:20 PM BSTYeah it is something that annoys me when some girls get them out then have a go at guys. I agree it can actually be annoying if a guy won't look you in the face and can make you feel icky buuuuut you have to accept some responsibility if you choose to wear a low cut top and push up bra.
What about if you're breastfeeding at the time?
I'm not sure about the accepting some responsibility line!
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 22 2009, 2:24 PM BSTWhat about if you're breastfeeding at the time?
I'm not sure about the accepting some responsibility line!
That's different! 