Quote: Moonstone @ September 22 2009, 12:21 PM BSTHello, my name is Ian, insert it here.
Can I buy you a drink? Your tits are well nice by the way.
I MEANS CLOTHES AND ACCESSORIES DAMNIT! NOT HER SWEATER BUNNIES! >_<
And stop looking at mine, my face is up here thank you!
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 22 2009, 12:25 PM BSTI MEANS CLOTHES AND ACCESSORIES DAMNIT! NOT HER SWEATER BUNNIES! >_<
And stop looking at mine, my face is up here thank you!
Ian does have a thing for flashy belt buckles.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 22 2009, 12:25 PM BSTI MEANS CLOTHES AND ACCESSORIES DAMNIT! NOT HER SWEATER BUNNIES! >_<
And stop looking at mine, my face is up here thank you!
Ok, ahem, wow your face really accentuates the items of clothing around your breasts.
That better?
Quote: Moonstone @ September 22 2009, 12:32 PM BST
Ok, ahem, wow your face really accentuates the items of clothing around your breasts.
That better?
Oh take me now........
Score!!
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 22 2009, 12:16 PM BSTPoint out something unusual she is wearing like a piece of jewellery or something.
What about the taboo surrounding "I like your top"? Sometimes the girl really is wearing an interesting top.
Quote: Sofa_Matt @ September 22 2009, 9:33 AM BST/.. start with a cheesy comic line to get a laugh.
Humour is a dangerous thing though, because funny things often involve suffering. Some people take jokes the wrong way. For instance, when a girl I vaguely knew and fancied walked past my place, I enquired if she was off to college, and when she said she didn't need to go in that day, I quipped "well I've got some housework needs doing" and although she laughed, I immediately regretted saying it. Would she think I was the sort of guy that subconsciously expects women to do all the housework? I should have avoided humour and just pursued the "let's get a coffee" route, I think.
Actually, that leads to a related subject. What sort of style of chat is best, when you want to go from just knowing someone, to dating them? Clearly, implying that they are fit only for housework is probably quite low on that list...
Quote: Moonstone @ September 22 2009, 12:21 PM BSTWhooooooooo?
This fellow here...
Quote: AndreaLynne @ September 22 2009, 12:55 AM BSTOkay, Tim. I've got one for ya. A friend of mine is a nurse in a veteran's hospital. He worked on the old WW2 guy floor (that's what they actually call it!) and there was a guy they called Harry the Humper because he would dry hump any nurse that walked by. Well, Kevin was showing a new nurse (young girl in her mid 20s) around the floor and Harry the Humper came running our of his room totally naked, very excited, and grabbed the nurse from behind and started going to town. She stood there shocked, but very politely let him finish. Two orderlies came running over to drag him away, but not before he bent down and jabbed 2 fingers in about the worst place he could on a young female nurse! Kevin actually broke his fingers trying to free the nurse from him. I know you can't help but feel bad for the old guy, but the funny thing is that the night before Harry and the fella next door decided to get creative with the overhead florescent lightbulbs, together, sharing one. To this day, poor Kev can't tell this story without being in tears.
This worked on me.
'Do you fancy f**king me on the kitchen table?'
But this didn't.
'Fancy a f**k?'
So you have a kitchen fetish?
Quote: zooo @ September 22 2009, 12:42 PM BST
Ohh, right, thank'ee. I did go to have a look but there were just too many words there.
If he had demensia then the poor poor sod - imagine if he suddenly knew what he was doing. If he was of sound mind then, Jeebus, euthanasia!
Quote: zooo @ September 22 2009, 1:29 PM BSTSo you have a kitchen fetish?
Not really. I'm pretty much an every room in the house kind of guy. In this instance, the kitchen was the farthest away we could get from her son's room. Didn't want to wake him.
Quote: steve by any other name @ September 22 2009, 1:16 PM BSTThis worked on me.
'Do you fancy f**king me on the kitchen table?'
That Jamie Oliver is a bit of a charmer.
In London, if you want to seal the deal with a lady, just tell her you've got Coke back at the flat. Those London Girls loves dem drugs.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ September 22 2009, 1:36 PM BSTThat Jamie Oliver is a bit of a charmer.
Ah, Jamie.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ September 22 2009, 1:36 PM BSTIn London, if you want to seal the deal with a lady, just tell her you've got Coke back at the flat. Those London Girls loves dem drugs.
Make your money go further. Get them hooked on crack instead. The London Girls love the crack, you've seen them, with their crack eyes, taking crack, the London Girls... Once you've got them on the crack, you can have sex with them pretty much any time you want - all you have to do is let some other men have some sex with them too in return for money to pay for more crack. Everyone's a winner!
Goodness me, you boys are so sexist.