Quote: Curt @ September 22 2009, 12:52 AM BSTI thought it was a banana.
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And tooth bits!
I should explain...my husband bought me a vibrator as a gift once and then decided that he'd get me one for every giftable holiday. Jeez, thanks honey. So now I have a drawer full of them and I'm terrified with the idea of trying to dispose of them. I was actually thinking of donating them to a charity shop, but most of ours are linked to churches. How the hell do you get rid of those things????
Quote: AndreaLynne @ September 22 2009, 1:10 AM BSTI was actually thinking of donating them to a charity shop, but most of ours are linked to churches. How the hell do you get rid of those things????
Someone would have to be pretty desperate/brave to use a second-hand vibrator.
Quote: AndreaLynne @ September 22 2009, 1:10 AM BSTI should explain...my husband bought me a vibrator as a gift once and then decided that he'd get me one for every giftable holiday. Jeez, thanks honey. So now I have a drawer full of them and I'm terrified with the idea of trying to dispose of them. I was actually thinking of donating them to a charity shop, but most of ours are linked to churches. How the hell do you get rid of those things????
Well if you turn them on and let them loose I assume they would eventually vibrate themselves out of the door and into someones life. Going town to town helping the disenfranchised, saving kitties from trees and pleasing the repressed.
Quote: Curt @ September 22 2009, 1:16 AM BSTWell if you turn them on and let them loose I assume they would eventually vibrate themselves out of the door and into someones life. Going town to town helping the disenfranchised, saving kitties from trees and pleasing the repressed.
Quote: DaButt @ September 22 2009, 1:15 AM BSTSomeone would have to be pretty desperate/brave to use a second-hand vibrator.
They're still in the packaging... 
Quote: AndreaLynne @ September 22 2009, 1:25 AM BST
They're still in the packaging...
Actually, they really are. 
Quote: AndreaLynne @ September 22 2009, 1:10 AM BSTI should explain...my husband bought me a vibrator as a gift once and then decided that he'd get me one for every giftable holiday. Jeez, thanks honey. So now I have a drawer full of them and I'm terrified with the idea of trying to dispose of them. I was actually thinking of donating them to a charity shop, but most of ours are linked to churches. How the hell do you get rid of those things????
Place them all under the floorboards in your bathroom set them all off when he's on the toilet and burst in saying there's an earthquake.
Tell him you'll plane on doing something terrible with your presents every "giftable holiday" and he should be glad you didn't think of the slightly more obvious things to surpirse him with...
Either that or I'll PM you Ellies home address.
Quote: AndreaLynne @ September 22 2009, 1:10 AM BSTI should explain...my husband bought me a vibrator as a gift once and then decided that he'd get me one for every giftable holiday. Jeez, thanks honey. So now I have a drawer full of them and I'm terrified with the idea of trying to dispose of them. I was actually thinking of donating them to a charity shop, but most of ours are linked to churches. How the hell do you get rid of those things????
I'm too tired for this. I read that as most of your vibrators being linked to churches. 
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ September 22 2009, 10:04 AM BSTI'm too tired for this. I read that as most of your vibrators being linked to churches.
There's a joke there but I'm too tired to think of it. I did manage four hours sleep last night, if anyone is interested. 
What is this with all the tired women? Are you all vampires, or summit? Jeez.
Quote: john lucas 101 @ September 22 2009, 10:09 AM BSTWhat is this with all the tired women? Are you all vampires, or summit? Jeez.
Maybe we have demanding men. 
My brother was allowed to pick the music for my alarm that I had this morning, but he picked some awful metal, which has rattled me somewhat.
That's what I always do! I use Dream Theatre. God Dream Theatre are awful. 
Morning lovely Robyn. 
*Ignores Don Quixote and signs into MSN*
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 22 2009, 10:10 AM BSTMaybe we have demanding men.
What, were you up all night cooking?