He has to build up his strength after you keep allowing him to get run over by cars. 
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Quote: Sonofjoe @ September 21 2009, 7:39 PM BSTGot a head - Teach! Got a brain - Don't!
I'll be sure to add that to my CV's additional qualifications. 
Quote: zooo @ September 21 2009, 8:25 PM BSTChinese people look pretty healthy!
But they never have curly hair.
Apart from one bloke in a take-away in Reading and people would travel far and wide to see his perm. 
Quote: zooo @ September 21 2009, 8:25 PM BSTChinese people look pretty healthy!
How can you tell the sick ones apart from the healthy ones?
*hides in a cupboard*
It's such a nice evening I'm writing on the veranda in short sleeves.
Robyn can't believe her and Elliot just changed their Facebook relationship status, and it does actually feel like scary stuff!
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
It has been like a year and a bit. 
I really can't wait for winter to really kick in. This years Christmas theme is Christmas sweet treats! Candy canes, gingerbread, etc!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
I'm going to try and get some sleep. It probably won't happen, but at least I get to play amazing word games in my head.
Just chipped one of my front teeth in two places. My wife says you can barely tell but I think I look like a hillbilly.
Quote: Curt @ September 22 2009, 12:22 AM BSTJust chipped one of my front teeth in two places.
The warning stickers on vibrators generally warn against oral use ...
Quote: DaButt @ September 22 2009, 12:40 AM BSTThe warning stickers on vibrators generally warn against oral use ...
I should know... 
Not about chipped teeth, but the warning stickers, the stickers!
Quote: DaButt @ September 22 2009, 12:40 AM BSTThe warning stickers on vibrators generally warn against oral use ...
I thought it was a banana.
Quote: AndreaLynne @ September 22 2009, 12:44 AM BSTI should know...
Not about chipped teeth, but the warning stickers, the stickers!
