Bill Hicks said it best:
Chat Up Lines Page 9
I don't! I had one once and he was more than enough jerk for life...
I do realise this means I shall always be single 
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 21 2009, 8:31 PM BSTI do realise this means I shall always be single
*cough, mad cat lady, cough*
Never!
Mad dog lady!
I shall spend my time when I'm old droping my false teeth into people drinks when they are not looking and "forgeting" to leave the house with clothes ON.
*stares into crystal ball*
Wooo-ooo! The future is becoming clear. I see Ruby Mae making a fortune from her range of fancy dress outfits for dogs. A Daschund in a Superman costume and a Dolly Parton poodle are your destiny. Wooo-ooo!
I hate dressing up dogs. I think it's just....no. But I have a dog that loves being dressed up by the local kids so I am sure if I was that kind of person, she wouldn't actually mind!
Although I do like to stick antlers on her at Christmas.
Actually I think I have a pic of her on here in a santa hat!
Don't blame me, it wasn't my doing!
Back on topic -
The worst chat up line I've every heard is 'Alright love, want to go halves on a bastard?'
Apparently this works on girls from Doncaster.
Quote: Timbo @ September 21 2009, 8:29 PM BSTBill Hicks said it best:
I'm beginning to agree with him. I wish I could find it within myself to act like a jerk to the next woman who attracts my interest. It'd be an interesting experiment.
Quote: Timbo @ September 21 2009, 8:29 PM BSTBill Hicks said it best:
I totally agree. The majority of women do.
I don't know any.
I really think you must be attracted to the female jerk equivalent, so they're obviously attracted to their own kind.
Quote: zooo @ September 21 2009, 9:16 PM BSTI don't know any.
I really think you must be attracted to the female jerk equivalent, so they're obviously attracted to their own kind.
Well said.
What is the definition of acting like a jerk btw?
Judging from the thread, seems to be a bloke who cheats on her, slaps her about a bit, lies, and goes out with his mates leaving her at home to erm... clean out the fridge?
Not one of my female friends or relatives has ever had a boyfriend or husband remotely like that, to my knowledge!
I don't know anyone who puts up with that for long.
On the other hand many women are made so insecure (by men?) that they will put up with some shit. I certaintly wouldn't. 
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 21 2009, 9:22 PM BSTI don't know anyone who puts up with that for long.
On the other hand many women are made so insecure (by men?) that they will put up with some shit. I certaintly wouldn't.
I'd say it's usually because of 'daddy issues'.
Quote: Curt @ September 21 2009, 9:31 PM BSTI'd say it's usually because of 'daddy issues'.
Ah yes. I wouldn't marry anyone like my dad. 