Quote: Curt @ September 21 2009, 2:20 AM BSTCool...like Indiana Jones. Minus the brains eating.
Yeah, it's cool to think that I've eaten a monkey, but now I'm worried that Leevil will hate me.
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Quote: DaButt @ September 21 2009, 2:24 AM BSTYeah, it's cool to think that I've eaten a monkey, but now I'm worried that Leevil will hate me.
I don't hate gay people? 
I assume "eaten a monkey" is a euphemism, right?
Quote: Leevil @ September 21 2009, 2:25 AM BSTI don't hate gay people?
So that's the way you want to play it, eh MonkeyBoy? Fine, I'm GLAD I ate your ancestors.
Don't worry about it Leevil hates me for killing Koalas cubs, but who's the one with the nifty ear warmers? Me.
It's like that scene in Ace Ventura with all the trophy heads on the wall.
Quote: Nil Putters @ September 5 2009, 5:10 PM BSTCool, Mikado's.
I approve of this.
Just weak tea. Everytime I smell food, I feel icky.
Quote: sootyj @ September 15 2009, 9:11 PM BSTThat was on the cover of Oprah Winfrey's Playboy shoot.
I want KFC. And http://www.subway.co.uk/menu/subs/lite-subs/chicken-breast.aspx
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Quote: chipolata @ September 16 2009, 5:05 PM BSTBut I'm still eating 16 satsumas a week, so I'm above the national average.
...of the head of the British Satsumas Producers' Board.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 17 2009, 11:07 AM BSTYeah but when I lived in the country I got a bit put off when I picked some and saw a huge black rat sitting in the bush, dining on the berries.
Then my dog killed him.
Quote: EllieJP @ September 20 2009, 10:08 PM BSTYeah but it will sit in my belly...
Do the pixies who make the food miraculously evaporate all the rest of the time go to bed at 8pm or something then?
Quote: Leevil @ September 21 2009, 2:07 AM BSTEating: Cheese and B. Pickle sandwich.
Quote: DaButt @ September 21 2009, 2:09 AM BSTTuna = Unacceptable.
Cheese and Branston Pickle = Acceptable.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 21 2009, 4:09 PM BSTJust weak tea. Everytime I smell food, I feel icky.
Doesn't thinking of a lovely 3-Piece Variety Meal make you feel any better?
Quote: Aaron @ September 21 2009, 6:20 PM BSTDoesn't thinking of a lovely 3-Piece Variety Meal make you feel any better?
It doesn't! That is serious!
I saw on a show a while back in the US they have a new "Sandwich" which is bacon and cheese and instead of bread, it's two pieces of chicken!
Dunno if it's out yet over there but it's apparantly 30g of fat!
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 21 2009, 6:20 PM BSTIt doesn't! That is serious!
*removes cap and lowers head*
A moment's silence, please. 
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 21 2009, 6:20 PM BSTI saw on a show a while back in the US they have a new "Sandwich" which is bacon and cheese and instead of bread, it's two pieces of chicken!
Yeah, I've heard of that one. Think they've been mentioned a couple of times here before as well. Aside from the cheese, I'd love to try it. *salivates*
I'm sure you could ask for the cheese to be left out. KFC staff hate me as I make so many requests. For example, I ask for dark meat, thighs if poss and normal mayo, not pepper mayo!
But they do it.
Actually to be fair, they get so many requests for white meat, they are happy for someone to ask for dark.
I just eat whatever I can get!
Peeling off the skin first of course.
(Save the best until last. )
Pasta with salmon.
A Crunchie!
Quote: zooo @ September 21 2009, 6:43 PM BSTA Crunchie!
