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Chat Up Lines Page 8

*Being a girl, Roo realises that by RC being mean, he is a dick and posts him some dog poo in the mail to make herself feel better.....*

*cuz chicks are wierd*

I do believe that if you are a nice and good person, good things will come to you so there is never any need for lines if it's meant to be! Just be your sunny self! Lovey

And thus our courtship is complete Miss Mae. Now get my dinner on before I give you a slap.

You slap me and you lose teeth. I've taken on munchkins harder that you! :P

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! ROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!

POW POW!

YEAH!

WHOSE YOUR MUMMY NOW BITCH?!!!

Pleased (I confess being taken on by me, it's a bit like being stood up to by a cupcake)

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 21 2009, 4:31 PM BST

You slap me and you lose teeth. I've taken on munchkins harder that you! :P

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! ROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!

POW POW!

YEAH!

WHOSE YOUR MUMMY NOW BITCH?!!!

Pleased (I confess being taken on my me, it's a bit like being stood up to by a cupcake)

*RC runs home to his real Mummy crying.*

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Feel my wrath...

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 21 2009, 4:31 PM BST

Pleased (I confess being taken on by me, it's a bit like being stood up to by a cupcake)

What you're sweet and likely to give someone diabetes?

True though, I'm not stud, but I found I'm most successful with women once I act normal(ish).

Paul just ignores the voices in his head and he's normally ok.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 21 2009, 3:46 PM BST

Look guys, not all women are money grabbing slut bags and the ones that are, they are not worth bothering with so why would you want to pull them in the first place?

Because they are more likely to put out?

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ September 21 2009, 3:56 PM BST

Never ever do this. Women give you the worst advice on attracting other women. Be nice, listen to her, being caring and sympathetic, blah, blah, blah. Meanwhile whilst you're doing this, they're staring lustfully at the tattooed chav kicking the fruit machine.

Has he got spikey hair, in a band and a drug problem? He sounds nice to me. :)

Quote: Tim Walker @ September 21 2009, 3:59 PM BST

If "women's intuition" really existed then there'd be no such thing as "women's refuges". :(

Laughing out loud

Quote: Paul W @ September 21 2009, 5:27 PM BST

you're sweet and likely to give someone diabetes

Awwwwwwwwwwww!
Pleased

Quote: Timbo @ September 21 2009, 6:05 PM BST

Because they are more likely to put out?

Heh, that basically says it all.
If you're going for the lowest common denominator type brainless woman, then you deserve all the crap you get!
Go for normal women who don't put 'money', and 'car' at the top of their list and you won't have anything to complain about.
Which would probably piss you off even more.
Carry on as you were boys! Leave all the sane men for us. :)

Quote: zooo @ September 21 2009, 8:17 PM BST

Heh, that basically says it all.
If you're going for the lowest common denominator type brainless woman, then you deserve all the crap you get!
Go for normal women who don't put 'money', and 'car' at the top of their list and you won't have anything to complain about.
Which would probably piss you off even more.
Carry on as you were boys! Leave all the sane men for us. :)

Yeeeeeeey! Zooo!

You see boys? I bloody said! Laughing out loud

*does lame girly high five*
*misses*

*Falls on face*

Quote: Paul W @ September 21 2009, 5:27 PM BST

What you're sweet and likely to give someone diabetes?

IT WAS YOU!

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