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Quote: DaButt @ September 21 2009, 3:05 AM BST

You have it exactly wrong. Life is joyous, wonderful and exciting.

That's right because tomorrow all 3 of my kids will be off to school and I can go back to being the sexy stay at home mom I'm supposed to be, while I clean the fish tank, vacuum out the car, fix the garbage disposal...

Good God, it's glamorous!!! :)

Quote: Aaron @ September 21 2009, 3:03 AM BST

Aaron is pondering the futility of human existence, and general sheer pointlessness of it all.

I also wonder about our existence and why we are here.
And I think I have the answer.

Procreation, begetting.

If that is the reason why we are put on this earth, so far, I have failed miserably. I better stop procrastinating and get procreating, and fast!

:D

Quote: Linda La Hughes @ September 21 2009, 3:27 AM BST

I better stop procrastinating and get procreating, and fast!

What are you doing next Saturday night?

Quote: DaButt @ September 21 2009, 3:29 AM BST

What are you doing next Saturday night?

I'm not sure, Dabutt. Contemplating my navel, watching The Meaning of Life, procreating...

Quote: Linda La Hughes @ September 21 2009, 3:40 AM BST

I'm not sure, Dabutt. Contemplating my navel, watching The Meaning of Life, procreating...

My procreation skills are made evident by my 2 lovely children. Just sayin' ...

You have kids?
Also that was one of the worst pick up lines I've ever heard dude.

Quote: DaButt @ September 21 2009, 3:42 AM BST

My procreation skills are made evident by my 2 lovely children. Just sayin' ...

Awww, very nice. :)

I am sitting here looking at a lot of pigeons, all lined up along the planter out on the balcony.

Looks like a scene from the Alfred Hitchcock movie. I don't like them. One of them lost his way and smacked into my bedroom window.

I have no idea how to get rid of them, creepy things they are.
Teary

Quote: Curt @ September 21 2009, 3:47 AM BST

You have kids?
Also that was one of the worst pick up lines I've ever heard dude.

I thought I heard one the other night, but I don't think it was.

A guy said to me, "What perfume are you wearing?" When I told him, he said it was lovely, and that his ex girlfriend used to wear it. He then said, "She was a bitch". Laughing out loud

Quote: Curt @ September 21 2009, 3:47 AM BST

You have kids?
Also that was one of the worst pick up lines I've ever heard dude.

She's desperate, why should I try any harder?

Yes, I have 2 kids and they both get more action than I do. I raised them on my own since they were 1 and 2 years old. Does that make me irresistible to any of the BCG women?

Robyn is trying to decide what to wear, and is having trouble working out travel. She had to enrol today. :|

Quote: Aaron @ September 21 2009, 3:03 AM BST

Aaron is pondering the futility of human existence, and general sheer pointlessness of it all.

Know the feeling. But I'm even closer to death.

Four hours sleep in two days and I'm going mental with insomnia. Pah.

Quote: Aaron @ September 21 2009, 3:03 AM BST

Aaron is pondering the futility of human existence, and general sheer pointlessness of it all.

BCG meet up went well then. Pleased

Quote: chipolata @ September 21 2009, 10:30 AM BST

BCG meet up went well then. Pleased

Aaron led the conga.

Quote: DaButt @ September 21 2009, 4:54 AM BST

She's desperate, why should I try any harder?

Yes, I have 2 kids and they both get more action than I do. I raised them on my own since they were 1 and 2 years old. Does that make me irresistible to any of the BCG women?

I've always thought you were a great guy. But then again, I live with the worst, so I suppose my standards aren't very high. ;)

Roo is ick! Teary So very very ick! Teary

Console Hug

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