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Chelsea's to lose methinks.

Just watched MOTD 2 to see Wolves crush Fulham !

Is it just me or do the commentaries sound like the commentator is not there and doing it afterwards by watching the video?

Sometimes it sounds like the sound track of a Playstation game.

;)

Quote: Chappers @ September 20 2009, 11:42 PM BST

It's quite acceptable to jump into the crowd and kick someone though.

I'm not condoning either but the twat shouldn't have been on the pitch and C**tana shouldn't have jumped in the stands.

A couple of good signs though. Foster looks class Laughing out loud and Ferdinand played his usual casual self -ha ha!

3 points to united Cool
ferdinand won't make a mistake like that again Cool
Foster.. Whistling nnocently

closing in on 4 in a row Cool

Highlight of the season so far? John Motson's camp, high-pitched 'All the Way!' whilst commentating on the Chelsea v Spurs game on MOTD2.

Quote: Mike T @ September 21 2009, 2:47 AM BST

closing in on 4 in a row Cool

Did you not hear what I said? It's Chelsea's to lose. You've already lost to Burnley and were tad lucky today despite being the better side for much of the game. Chelsea have gone about 10 games in the league without scoring less than two so if you think this will be a walk in the park you are very much mistaken.

Quote: Mike T @ September 20 2009, 3:05 AM BST

erm havent livershite got more champions league and equal prem titles? Huh? Whistling nnocently

So who will you be supporting next season then?

Quote: Tuumble @ September 21 2009, 3:13 AM BST

Did you not hear what I said? It's Chelsea's to lose. You've already lost to Burnley and were tad lucky today despite being the better side for much of the game. Chelsea have gone about 10 games in the league without scoring less than two so if you think this will be a walk in the park you are very much mistaken.

chelsea have got off to a good start for the last 3 years while utd have started off slowly at the start. remember last season when chelsea won like 5-0 on the opening day and everyone thought they would walk it? and wernt liverpool top at Christmas? and until that point wasnt it proven that any teamthat's been top at Christmas has won the league?

chelsea were lucky against stoke last week and tottenham shouldve had a penalty that couldve been the equalizer yesterday. As long as utd beat liverpool twice and chelsea at least once I think utd should still win it

Quote: Tuumble @ September 20 2009, 10:51 PM BST

Just posted in the old Michael Owen threas but it should be here too - still wish Fergie hadn't signed him?

;)

Well certainly in awe of him at the minute. Will have to see as the season pans out, but he could be the very impact subsititute we need- yet for me, we still need one more striker and/or one more attacking midfielder (the good thing about Ronaldo was he provided both positions).
Also in awe of Darren Fletcher, that man if he carries on the way he has been doing will earn legendery status at Old Trafford.

Quote: Chappers @ September 20 2009, 11:42 PM BST

It's quite acceptable to jump into the crowd and kick someone though.

I'm not condoning either but the twat shouldn't have been on the pitch and C**tana shouldn't have jumped in the stands.

A couple of good signs though. Foster looks class Laughing out loud and Ferdinand played his usual casual self -ha ha!

Think you'll find Cantona got banned for nine months.

Quote: Mike T @ September 21 2009, 11:36 AM BST

chelsea have got off to a good start for the last 3 years while utd have started off slowly at the start. remember last season when chelsea won like 5-0 on the opening day and everyone thought they would walk it? and wernt liverpool top at Christmas? and until that point wasnt it proven that any teamthat's been top at Christmas has won the league?

chelsea were lucky against stoke last week and tottenham shouldve had a penalty that couldve been the equalizer yesterday. As long as utd beat liverpool twice and chelsea at least once I think utd should still win it

No problem then, its in the bag. Its not like they stuggled against Livershite(Godthat's so funny) last year when they had Ronaldo!
>_<

Quote: Jack Massey @ September 21 2009, 12:08 PM BST

Well certainly in awe of him at the minute. Will have to see as the season pans out, but he could be the very impact subsititute we need- yet for me, we still need one more striker and/or one more attacking midfielder (the good thing about Ronaldo was he provided both positions).
Also in awe of Darren Fletcher, that man if he carries on the way he has been doing will earn legendery status at Old Trafford.

Think you'll find Cantona got banned for nine months.

Darren Fletcher,a legend! Did you mean a leg end perhaps? Whistling nnocently

He is the best centre midfielder now at United. He is consistently outstanding- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yh9sVG5Cbmk

Quote: BILLYBOB BOB BOB @ September 21 2009, 7:02 PM BST

No problem then, its in the bag. Its not like they stuggled against Livershite(Godthat's so funny) last year when they had Ronaldo!
>_<

Darren Fletcher,a legend! Did you mean a leg end perhaps? Whistling nnocently

Yeah and maybe if liverpool didnt struggle to teams like stoke (who utd beat) they wouldve won 0_o

and maybe if liverpool didnt consistently hit the woodwork last season ( team that did it the most) they wouldve won

oh, and the fact that they had the most penaltys awarded in their favour and most stoppage time goals didnt help them either did it

Quote: Mike T @ September 21 2009, 7:17 PM BST

Yeah and maybe if liverpool didnt struggle to teams like stoke (who utd beat) they wouldve won 0_o

and maybe if liverpool didnt consistently hit the woodwork last season ( team that did it the most) they wouldve won

oh, and the fact that they had the most penaltys awarded in their favour and most stoppage time goals didnt help them either did it

Thats Liverpools problem, they struggle with poor sides then wipe the floor with M/U.

Those statistics are impressive ,you certainly know your football.

Quote: BILLYBOB BOB BOB @ September 21 2009, 7:33 PM BST

Thats Liverpools problem, they struggle with poor sides then wipe the floor with M/U.

Those statistics are impressive ,you certainly know your football.

that was liverpools 1st back to back win in yearsss though. so until we play them we'll just say it was a blip ;)

and thanks :D

Quote: BILLYBOB BOB BOB @ September 21 2009, 7:02 PM BST

Darren Fletcher,a legend! Did you mean a leg end perhaps? Whistling nnocently

Bellend, I think you'll find, was the term being search for.

Quote: Oldrocker @ September 21 2009, 12:26 AM BST

Is it just me or do the commentaries sound like the commentator is not there and doing it afterwards by watching the video?

I've often thought that too.

Foster scares me but not half as much as he must be scaring Fergie.

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