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The BCG can't make the meet party thread. Page 13
Quote: Aaron @ September 21 2009, 2:05 AM BSTWill there be KFC?
I could probably bring some from Kentucky, if you'd like.
Quote: Leevil @ September 21 2009, 2:09 AM BSTKFC & Coke, Fajitas & Guinness, Sandwiches & Cider!
Dude, I'm IN.
Cornish Pasties and Absinthe.
Quote: Tim Walker @ September 21 2009, 2:13 AM BSTCornish Pasties and Absinthe.
Beer and anything that isn't seafood or offal is fine with me.
Absinthe's good
Quote: DaButt @ September 21 2009, 2:14 AM BSTBeer and anything that isn't seafood or offal is fine with me.
Do you avoid beer made with Isinglass?
Quote: Leevil @ September 21 2009, 2:21 AM BSTDo you avoid beer made with Isinglass?
No, I can live with that. Nobody but a vegan or home brewer would even know what we're talking about. 
*cough*
Quote: Leevil @ September 21 2009, 2:29 AM BST*cough*
Who in the hell carried out the experiments that showed that fish bladders could clarify cloudy beer? What the hell were they thinking?
I think it involved a lock-in at the brewery, a broken fish tank and some quick thinking.
Quote: Leevil @ September 21 2009, 2:34 AM BSTI think it involved a lock-in at the brewery, a broken fish tank and some quick thinking.
Why didn't they just round up some potatoes, fry them up with the fish and have a nice supper instead of throwing fish bladders into a vat of perfectly good beer?
Quote: Tim Walker @ September 21 2009, 2:07 AM BSTYou're showing a weakness, Aaron. Never show them a weakness.
Yes, a very good point!
Quote: Leevil @ September 21 2009, 2:09 AM BSTKFC & Coke, Fajitas & Guinness, Sandwiches & Cider!
Ace.
Oh, wait a minute. I have a punchline.
Because the fish like to get bladdered.
And it only took you 20 minutes!