Quote: AndreaLynne @ September 20 2009, 2:18 AM BSTWell Randy, if you're gonna go, I certainly will too.
Even though Texas is technically more distant than upstate New York and I will be showered with the accolades of "The Most-Traveled-Person"?
(Showered with accolades = attacked with 1p coins, anti-American insults and hurled feces.)
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 20 2009, 2:20 AM BST
Hello everyone
Cheers for the drink DaButt! x
And I can report Sammy got home safely.
Her own? God, I'm such a mom. 
Quote: DaButt @ September 20 2009, 2:21 AM BSTEven though Texas is technically more distant than upstate New York and I will be showered with the accolades of "The Most-Traveled-Person"?
(Showered with accolades = attacked with 1p coins, anti-American insults and hurled feces.)
Yeah, what the hell...it's just another time when I miss out on being the record holder for something. (Guinness Book attempt with a bunch of friends, very embarrassing, don't ask) 
Had a lovely time meeting everyone (some again, some for the first time). Just got back to my hotel. Sober which is good, but horny after meeting you all in the flesh.
It's all too much, I mean, sniffing avatars is enough for me...
Oh well, thank God this Holiday Inn is equipped with proper hardcore pornography.
Hope everyone got back safely and now if you'll excuse me...
You didn't get the porn from under the mattress did you? If you did, that's gross (but in all honesty, that's usually the best kind!) 
Nothing sordid like that. Pay TV adult channels, my friend. 4 films... Oh the agony of choice.
Not the one with the alsatian.
Quote: Tim Walker @ September 20 2009, 2:33 AM BSTNothing sordid like that. Pay TV adult channels, my friend. 4 films... Oh the agony of choice.
Deirdre Does Deptford?
A porn film using 'Old Ned' as backing music would do right now...
Quote: Tim Walker @ September 20 2009, 2:27 AM BSTSober which is good
Ouch. For an occasion like that, I'd opt to fall off the wagon. Just moderately so.
How many showed up (approx)? Was it just chatting and drinking - or were there any speeches/performances? What time did then venue close? Did the hardcore drinkers/revelers move onward to somewhere still open?
Quote: Kenneth @ September 20 2009, 4:02 AM BSTFor an occasion like that, I'd opt to fall off the wagon. Just moderately so.
I like the way you think, Secret Squirrel.
Quote: Tim Walker @ September 20 2009, 2:45 AM BSTA porn film using 'Old Ned' as backing music would do right now...
If that's the case, all you need to do is stand in my kitchen and wait for Bud and Chrissy to do what they do best in their downstairs bathroom. 
Wakey, wakey, eggs and bac-ey. Nobody has a headache, do they?
Quote: DaButt @ September 20 2009, 12:48 AM BSTHe's a socialist, not a communist! (I think.)
He actually turned out. Turns out Barrack is both a communist and Don Rushmore.
Quote: Tim Walker @ September 20 2009, 2:27 AM BSTHad a lovely time meeting everyone (some again, some for the first time). Just got back to my hotel. Sober which is good, but horny after meeting you all in the flesh.
It's all too much, I mean, sniffing avatars is enough for me...
Oh well, thank God this Holiday Inn is equipped with proper hardcore pornography.
Hope everyone got back safely and now if you'll excuse me...
Yes be careful who you give drinks to. I had one glass of wine I think you meant for some one else. I woke up on the nightbus with no memory and a hobo snogging me.
I had great fun too! Sorry for slipping away quietly, but I don't like goodbyes.
Good to hear you're still with us, Ben. After you disappeared Mikey J seemed to suddenly appear with a guilty yet satisfied look on his face. I just assumed you had been his latest unfortunate murder victim.
Decided against the porn film in the end. £10.95 for a wank? My imagination is free, definitely dirtier and occasionally better scripted.
The last two men standing when I left were Mark and Kevin. It would be wrong to suggest that there was a homoerotic frisson developing between them, but...
