Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 19 2009, 3:29 PM BSTI can't flirt. When I try it's painful to watch.
How hard can it be? Most men assume a woman is flirting with them if she doesn't use mace.
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How much?
*Lady walks off, ignoring your advances*
'Oh come on- don't be fussy, I wasn't'
"Think of a number between 1 and 10.."
"7?"
"Wrong! Take off your top..."
Quote: Timbo @ September 19 2009, 4:26 PM BSTHow hard can it be? Most men assume a woman is flirting with them if she doesn't use mace.
My pulling techinque involves hiding under a table until the guy goes home.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 19 2009, 8:57 PM BSTMy pulling techinque involves hiding under a table until the guy goes home.
Cool - I usually end up under the table.
Quote: NickTheDon @ February 28 2009, 1:08 AM BSTHas anyone ever actually used a chat up line...
Never. A look and a smile are sufficient. It's either mutual or it aint. Then chat - or even hit the dance floor if there's a good tune.
In college, I had a hillbilly farmer hit on my in a bar. He actually asked me what my sign was and I said "Closed." He laughed for a good 10 minutes. If only I could remember where I had heard that.
Later that same evening, I had a townie in a Metallica t-shirt hit on me and I told him I was married. I grabbed my friend Todd, introduced him as my husband, pulled out my wallet and showed off pictures of my "kids," who were actually my little cousins. We then proceeded to talk about being married and were both surprised at how long it took to scare the guy away. I'm assuming that he hoped that Todd was a "sharer." At any rate, Todd and I ended up using the married route every time we went out with our group of friends. We eventually started dating, but over time realized that our pretend lives were much more fun than our real ones, so we parted ways. Too bad, he was a keeper.
Quote: Kenneth @ September 20 2009, 11:11 AM BSTNever. A look and a smile are sufficient. It's either mutual or it aint. Then chat - or even hit the dance floor if there's a good tune.
Look out ladies - Ken Travolta is in da house.
Quote: AndreaLynne @ September 20 2009, 1:04 PM BSTHe actually asked me what my sign was and I said "Closed."
Excellent comeback!
Jane, I wish I could remember where I heard that. It was a in TV show or movie over here and it was the kind of situation that you pray you can get yourself into just for the chance to use it.
I remember years ago when I was about 18 I used to see this hot girl at the bus stop but never dared talk to her. Then, one day, I decided that I would have a go. I let her get on the bus first and then I sat next to her.
Here's how the conversation went:
Me: Hello.
Her: ...
Me: My name is Jeremy.
Her: ...
Me: What kind of music do you like?
Her: ...
We then sat in silence till we got into town. Jeez!
Here's a terrible one I got a slap for when I was about 17:
You raise your finger in the air and get the lassie to come over to speak to you.
Then she says "what is it?"
Then you go "If I can make you come with one finger; imagine what I can do with two".
Absolutely rank and terrible.
I know that there are a few ladies on here who dread the chat up lines, but how else are we supposed to initate the courtship? My colourful tail feathers have nearly all gone and my tusks ain't what they used to be.
Besides, it doesn't matter what chat up line a man uses, after six months the only words that will come out of his mouth are 'shut up' 'where's my dinner' and 'suck my cock'.
Hi there Babe
Would you like to have breakfast with me? what will I do? nudge you or phone you?
Or in the case that you can nudge her.
How do you like your eggs? fried or fertilized?
My technique is a combination of straightforwardness and persistance.
"I find you attractive. Do you want to go for a drink on Friday?"
"I can't I'm working."
"Saturday then. I'm a good laugh."
"Okay."
"Good. Call me after midday on Saturday. Here's my number."
"What about your boyfriend?"
"He's not my boyfriend as of now."
It worked.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ September 20 2009, 2:12 PM BSTI know that there are a few ladies on here who dread the chat up lines, but how else are we supposed to initate the courtship?
"Hello my name is (insert name here), can I buy you a drink?"
That's the rocket science behind it!