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Quote: Renegade Carpark @ September 19 2009, 3:35 AM BST

You have my sympathies Jude, I slipped a disc back in 2000 during the Great Flat Moving Disaster.

The little bastard popped out and hit my sciatic nerve, I'd never known pain like it. It lasted for six weeks and the pain was so bad, it made me sweat.

My friends were incredibly sympathetic and labelled me 'Doctor Zeus' because I shambled along all bent over.

If you want some advice, go and see a physiotherapist, they're great - unlike Chiropractors, who are charlatans, rogues and snake oil salesman.

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Thanks Lee and RC

Ouchville! So know just what you mean. It's just like that. I haven't got to the shambling stage yet. I'm still working on millimeters and SO dare not move!

Quote: Jude @ September 19 2009, 3:42 AM BST

Ouchville! So know just what you mean. It's just like that. I haven't got to the shambling stage yet. I'm still working on millimeters and SO dare not move!

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Good luck and speedy healing. I hurt my back 2 weeks ago and was almost immobilized for 3 or 4 days. It's embarrassing when a grown man makes involuntary sounds whenever he moves.

Quote: DaButt @ September 19 2009, 3:44 AM BST

Good luck and speedy healing. I hurt my back 2 weeks ago and was almost immobilized for 3 or 4 days. It's embarrassing when a grown man makes involuntary sounds whenever he moves.

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Aww thanks DaButt, it really does imoblise. Hope you're feeling better now tho

Quote: Jude @ September 19 2009, 3:49 AM BST

Hope you're feeling better now tho

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I drove 500 miles, spent 2 days with my girlfriend, finally felt well enough to participate in bedroom activities and had a falling out before we could test my recovery.

Quote: DaButt @ September 19 2009, 3:52 AM BST

I drove 500 miles, spent 2 days with my girlfriend, finally felt well enough to participate in bedroom activities and had a falling out before we could test my recovery.

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OMG! Poor you

Quote: Jude @ September 19 2009, 3:55 AM BST

OMG! Poor you

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What doesn't kill us, makes us stronger. I was probably willing to risk death anyway, so don't feel sorry for me.

Ellie is at work and has been since 7.30am!

Quote: EllieJP @ September 19 2009, 8:41 AM BST

Ellie is at work and has been since 7.30am!

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What are you doing at work!? You've got balloons to blow up and stab proof vests to get together for later haven't you?

Quote: Jane P @ September 19 2009, 9:11 AM BST

What are you doing at work!? You've got balloons to blow up and stab proof vests to get together for later haven't you?

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Unfortunately, I had to work today, so everything I had planned to do has gone down the drain!

Quote: Aaron @ September 19 2009, 2:31 AM BST

That you received such a photograph in the first place is surely indicator enough that she's not all that prudish after all?!

Old Ned makes ANYTHING flipping hilarious.

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No this girl is one of those granola pushing mother earth types.

Ellie has sweated out her hangover with a great game of Touch Rugby and scored a try!

Ellie is an angry drunk.

Apparently I'm loud too! I can believe that.

Who did I get angry at? And why?

Anyone who didn't obey your commands instantaneously.

(Very loud though, yes. Godzilla himherself would tell you to tone it down a tad.)

Quote: Aaron @ September 20 2009, 4:52 PM BST

Anyone who didn't obey your commands instantaneously.

(Very loud though, yes. Godzilla himherself would tell you to tone it down a tad.)

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Whoa Whoa! Godzilla would do no such thing. Godzilla likes to raise the roof.