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Quote: Renegade Carpark @ September 19 2009, 3:10 AM BST

You could have just watched Samford and Son on US cable and saved yourself a ton of money.

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I'll return it if none of the actors have Afros.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ September 19 2009, 3:10 AM BST

You could have just watched Samford and Son on US cable and saved yourself a ton of money.

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Or Chappers in the bath?

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ September 19 2009, 3:10 AM BST

You could have just watched Samford and Son on US cable and saved yourself a ton of money.

*waits for Aaron to explode with rage.

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*Ducks* Not more blood 'n' stuff? OK, as it's Frid, sorry Sat.

Hi, Jude!

How are you on this fine September morn'?

Quote: DaButt @ September 19 2009, 3:07 AM BST

13 discs? How can I say no? Just ordered a set, even though my Early Doors and Royle Family sets haven't even been opened yet. Let no one say that I haven't done my part for trans-Atlantic commerce.

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There are two spin-off movies as well...

See Amazon product listing
[p=http://www.play.com/DVD/DVD/4-/1111971/Steptoe_And_Son_Double_Bill_Steptoe_And_Son_Steptoe_And_Son_Ride_Again/Product.html]
[h=566686] http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B0001ZX0I8/comedyguide-20/

Quote: Leevil @ September 19 2009, 3:15 AM BST

Hi, Jude!

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That's not how you're supposed to say it! Didn't Macca teach you anything?

Quote: Aaron @ September 19 2009, 3:19 AM BST

There are two spin-off movies as well...

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I'm pretty sure I've already downloaded most of this stuff. Artificially propping up economies is a dangerous step to take.

Quote: DaButt @ September 19 2009, 3:19 AM BST

That's not how you're supposed to say it! Didn't Macca teach you anything?

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Don't trust the Saudis?

Quote: Leevil @ September 19 2009, 3:12 AM BST

Or Chappers in the bath?

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(Though technically, it would have to be the sink for authenticity).

When Chapper's is in the bath, how does he know when his skin is getting wrinkly?

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 19 2009, 2:03 AM BST

Here is what it would be like if Julia did kiss you all and Nil saw it.

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or even

Quote: Leevil @ September 19 2009, 3:22 AM BST

Don't trust the Saudis?

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Nope. Every time I look they Be Doin something terrible to my country.

Quote: Leevil @ September 19 2009, 3:15 AM BST

Hi, Jude!

How are you on this fine September morn'?

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Hiya Lee Can't sleep, slipped a disc again *tuts at self* and stuff, but could be worse. How's you?

Quote: Jude @ September 19 2009, 3:29 AM BST

Hiya Lee Can't sleep, slipped a disc again *tuts at self* and stuff, but could be worse. How's you?

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You been break dancing again, Jude? Oh well, get better soon

I'm OK, although it is 3:30am. That can't be good. Can it?

Quote: Jude @ September 19 2009, 3:29 AM BST

Can't sleep, slipped a disc again

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You have my sympathies Jude, I slipped a disc back in 2000 during the Great Flat Moving Disaster.

The little bastard popped out and hit my sciatic nerve, I'd never known pain like it. It lasted for six weeks and the pain was so bad, it made me sweat.

My friends were incredibly sympathetic and labelled me 'Doctor Zeus' because I shambled along all bent over.

If you want some advice, go and see a physiotherapist, they're great - unlike Chiropractors, who are charlatans, rogues and snake oil salesman.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ September 19 2009, 3:35 AM BST

If you want some advice, go and see a physiotherapist, they're great - unlike Chiropractors, who are charlatans, rogues and snake oil salesman.

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Leevil is off to bed. Have fun tomorrow or not, I don't really care.