British Comedy Guide

Were you stuck to the sofa then? Page 4

Nothing for me. :(

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 19 2009, 1:39 AM BST

to be honest I get distracted by light switches

:D

I'm scared!

Am I the Golden Child?

Quote: Leevil @ September 19 2009, 1:39 AM BST

Nothing for me. :(

He did say it wouldn't work on monkeys or apes. :(

Quote: Tim Walker @ September 19 2009, 1:40 AM BST

:D

It's funny because it's true!

You can ask Danny about my amazing attention span!

I want to be subliminaled, dammit!

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 19 2009, 1:40 AM BST

I'm scared!

Am I the Golden Child?

Your special... in a way

If you say "in the face", I will hurt you!

My Niece went through some of the preliminaries in order to be on one of his shows, she was all set to go on, but in the intervening period had seen him do a scary stunt involving a car crash or something and she chickened out.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 19 2009, 1:41 AM BST

It's funny because it's true!

You can ask Danny about my amazing attention span!

Awww the gentle sound of mmmmmmm or random scatting that indicates Rube has 'changed channel'.

Quote: Tim Walker @ September 19 2009, 1:41 AM BST

He did say it wouldn't work on monkeys or apes. :(

We're too smart for all this B.S. ;)

Says a guy who only last week was outwitted by a vicious moth.

Did you ever get your wallet and phone back?

No, but it was only filled with Monopoly money and the phone was a pez dispenser.

Teary

I told you to do what I do. Tie a bit of string to the ends and thread them through the arms of your jacket!

Mittens?

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